AIBU to say - if I can't unsee it, neither can you (FB tat)

[SadTrombone]

...why?!

The legs look like a knob

How can we be sure they're not exactly that? And what is it sutured (!) together with?

electric monkey she really didn't I was using that in school a good 16 18 years ago.

Please buy one and cook it and post a picture.

Poor bear. The kids will need some serious counselling after watching Ted being roasted alive then carved for lunch. Then fighting over who gets the head.

JFC 👀👀👀👀👀👀

I feel really sick looking at that bear....

Ah, I thought that it looked like quite a lot of effort had gone into it - not the case with most FB tat. Artist hoax explains it!

@ElectricMonkey that is the Mumsnettiest answer to a thread ever, thank you. It’s really made me laugh.

This is how serial killers start in movies

That made me feel really sick. Should have a boak warning!

This is the best thing I've ever seen. It's like something from a horror movie, especially the penis leg

WTF? That’s just going to look all shades of wrong once it’s cooked!! 🤢

Once it's cooked? Like it looks just dandy raw?

That bear is utterly terrifying

I’m going to send the picture to DP to wake up to

It looks like it was made from Frankenstein's foreskin 

Electric the phrase is probably older than the model herself - we used it a lot at school! She didn't invent it.

What the holy fuck

This has made my day!
Theres even someone who's offended by the thread title
Cheers OP

I don't care if it's a joke I was crying from laughing at it.

I raise you your meat teddy for this - I seriously thought it was a joke!

I just can't even.

I think if you serve that you better save up HARD because your kids are going to need SO much therapy.