AIBU to say - if I can't unsee it, neither can you (FB tat)

[SadTrombone]

...why?!

The legs look like a knob I am going to die laughing.

Can't see any possible food hygiene issues there

My exact thought

"Apparently it's a hoax.

Its some kind of "Russian Art

There was a thread about it yesterday!"

Genuinely gutted. You've spoilt the magic of Christmas now!! 😂

holy fuck! i have no more words

phew just seen the update

Evil OP. EVIL.

Reported!

• kidding obvs. It is vile though. shudder

Oh wow that's so vile.

😬👎😳🤢🤮

Is it posted by Hannibal Lecter’s more deviant sibling?

Way to traumatise your kids.Imagine sitting waiting on your dinner and that appears.

You would be in Therapy for years

It’s like having Christmas at Ed Gein’s house!

(I am so glad this is a hoax because aaaagh)

Tits! Make us some turkey tits!

And a penis! I want to see them!!

It's horrible, yes, but do you realise that for your thread title you've quoted the absolutely disgusting post by that Playboy model who publicly shared a photo of a naked woman at her gym?

I don't think the woman twho did that actually coined the phrase 🙄

Mmmmm...Frankenpenis bear.

But really, that's horrifying.

I need two, please forward me the contact details

Makes me think of the Eraserhead baby...uber disturbing...

FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

HELL

faints

Nobody wants a meat teddy for Christmas. The Frankenstein's monster of Christmas dinners

That poor turkey died just to suffer that humiliation! I’m seriously considering becoming vegetarian.

Jesus 🤮

Happy Christmas kids. Here's a roasted teddy bear.

That's the most obscene gag-inducing thing I've ever seen, it's like something from a horror movie. 🤮

Wow. It’s worse than meatloaf baby.