To LTB (lighthearted)

[lemsipsareshit]

I am full of cold, feel like shite and hubby won't stop pestering me for sex

Would I be unreasonable to kick him (gently) in the nuts whenever he attempts to get his way??

Sneeze on him...

Sneeze in his face. Everytime he tries it.

I know it's lighthearted but being pestered for sex just sounds horrible! If you've said no once he should just leave it surely?!

Being pestered for sex is the quickest way to go off the idea and the person doing the pestering!

You're not a wanksock!

You're not a wanksock!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

Being pestered for sex is never ok, whether you have a cold or not.
And I know you said lighthearted in the title, but being pestered/pressurised/nagged into having sex is not a ‘lighthearted’ issue at all.

@LongSummerDays

WANKSOCK 😂😂** that's brilliant!!

Oh Jesus... here comes the “he’s a rapist/abuser” brigade because he has dared to try and convince you to have sex with him

Tell him you’ll do it but only if he dresses up in your underwear and do a sexy dance first. If he goes for it snap a picture and then tell him he either leaves you alone or you stick the pic on social media. That might calm his passions a bit 😂

When he asks next time just clean your nose and then show him the tissue.
Or fart with every coughing fit. 😂
He will soon change his mind

I fart when I sneeze, doesn't put him off 😳

@lemsipsareshit that's a keeper then! 😂

InstagramPork - I’m assuming your comment was aimed at me?
I never suggested that the op’s husband is a ‘rapist/abuser’ Nor am I part of any ‘brigade’
But being pestered for sex is not nice. And I don’t think it’s a ‘lighthearted’ issue either.
If I’m feeling shitty with a cold and DH asked for sex and I said no then I’d expect him to leave it at that.
If he continued to try to ‘convince’ me to have sex with him I’d be pretty pissed off to be honest.
And yes, SOME men wouldn’t take no for an answer and try to go ahead anyway.... that is abuse/rape as I’m sure a lot of people have experienced.

@PoptartPoptart

The lightheartness slayer⚔️

Yes it was aimed at you. Get a grip, the post is lighthearted and you’re making an issue out of nothing.
Ffs. Go and cry over some avocado on toast whilst watching Loose Women

I don’t really like avocado on toast or Loose Women, but thanks all the same

Eurgh got woken up at 5 today by him playing with my nipples - twat.

Still full of cold, struggling with sleep and now wide awake 

That’s really out of order, I’d kick him in the bloody nuts

He's out of order
Ltb (not that lighthearted)

Ohh I know, I'm so angry with him!!

Hate these threads

One up from

'DH ate the last salted caramel should I LTB'🙄

? Ok?

Tell him okay,....okay if you want sex, I'll sit on your bloody face......then sneeze, fart, job done....I bet he leaves you alone for a very long time

Oh my god @Aprilsinparis 😂😂😂😂

Got woken up at 5 by him playing with your nipples?
That really is not OK.

Tell him forcefully that you are ill, sex is not on the agenda. and want to be left alone to sleep, accompanied by a sharp elbow in the nuts. He sounds like a prize twat.