To Think Animals Should Taste How They Look?

[Goldenbug]

Flamingos should taste of candyfloss.

Parrots should be like Tutti frutti ice cream. (When frozen of course).

Zebras should be liquorice or cream depending on which stripe you lick.

Badger - Mint humbug.

AIBU?

Pigeons taste of cold mushroom risotto.

Polarbears would be Glacier Mints!

Red pandas would taste like ginger nuts.

Peacock = Blue Lagoon Cocktail.

Sheep should be whipped cream

Pigs would be marshmallows

Just eaten some of this. Panda liquorice. At least we now know what the black bits are.

If you eat medium-rare fillet steak it tastes really cowey and smells like cow. It’s delicious but the taste it’s very strong.

Toads taste of mushy peas and avocado