Not to know what this is? (Child's artwork)

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Been sent the link to Christmas artwork to order cards from school. DS doesn't know what is is either, btw. I showed him the picture on the screen and he confirmed it was his handiwork, but when I asked what it was he said 'I dunno. Not Christmas'. Which just about sums it up... Just... why brown?!

Forcibly separated festive Toblerone segments. And the accompanying crumbs.

Like Bethlehem from above? I am struggling with Bethlehem?

Bethlehem at night?

Maybe after King Herod’s soldiers have literally turned the town upside town hunting baby Jesus!

Cake

sleeping robins after eating too much Christmas cake/pudding/mince pie or sleeping robin with remains of said cake etc... :)

still voting for cubist robins

It's a robin doing a poo

Come on, it's obv robins!

Robins of Christmas Past

A faceless witch who's hat is falling off

I'm an eyfs teacher, id 100% go robins

robins are belligerent little bastards and fight a lot
this is obviously the end result of mixed Motacilla arts

(and yes, I know its now Erithacus)

Bethlehem at night?! Bwah-haha!

Last year my 6 year old son coloured the background in red and then did circles of 'black snow' all over it. 🤦🏻‍♀️ It looked like a ladybird!

Roadkill reindeer?

I thought it was a volcano/baddies mission control that Dr No had just opened to send a rocket into space to destroy the moon! Mwahahahaha!

I rather love this design and would be glad to receive one in the post at Christmas.

I like it too.

Clearly it’s a neo expressionism piece depicting his inner turmoil and emotional struggle in a post modern society.

A decoupling space capsule and rocket.

Doritos in brown paper bags.

Two flaming Christmas puddings in the snow?

Go with the googly eye idea and tell them it's robins. No one will guess Bethlehem at night.

Santa’s poop after eating too many mince pies, during his Xmas present deliveries. He’s hoping the snow will cover it.

Make sure you get it printed on a tea towel for MIL's Christmas present.