Not to know what this is? (Child's artwork)

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Been sent the link to Christmas artwork to order cards from school. DS doesn't know what is is either, btw. I showed him the picture on the screen and he confirmed it was his handiwork, but when I asked what it was he said 'I dunno. Not Christmas'. Which just about sums it up... Just... why brown?!

I was thinking that it was two m&s walnut whip things that don't have the walnut. The other thing I was thinking is way too vulgar to repeat and I am horrified at myself!!

Mmm.. Chocolate tree in snow thinking with belly as usual

It's definitely robins. I'm surprised there weren't some googley eyes stuck on yo at least give you an indication

It's obviously robins. I'm actually surprised you had to ask!

It reminds me of hey duggie! Robins is a good shout though

A pizza floating in a snowy sea, for some reason?

Looks like two slices of chocolate fudge cake on a blue plate.

Looks like two old teabags with ravioli on to me

But it's probably robins

"robins in a snowstorm"

One of those pizza brownies, with orange slices as a decoration.

I'm sorry, but he has phoned that in.

Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo

Thank you OP, this has literally made my evening!

Why don't you buy lots of googly eyes and your son or you can stick them on so its more obvious?

If you stuck googly eyes on them they’d look quite a lot like robins...

But if it were me I’d send them out to everyone and say “We’ve got no idea what’s on the card, and DC can’t remember either!”

love it
of course you send it out
and treasure it with all the other inexplicable crap art they produce

Oh yes Christmas Comp for the family - win a packet of matchmakers or choccie orange lol

It looks like poop floating in water lol no I think Robins

Mountaintop removal in a snowstorm. Mountaintop removal is what they do in some parts of the US when they want to mine coal.

I can see segments of chocolate orange.

you could do one of those irritatingly boastful Christmas update letters.

...and DS is exploring cubism this year and as you can see the effects of this on the multiple perspectives he has produced while interpreting the concept of the Christmas robin for this card.... we are pretty impressed considering he is only 4....

I would have said a round robin, only they are not really round, are they?

I love his response. He knows these tasks bullshit! Let him re-do it at home using his free will.

Ooh! Update from the reception parents’ whatsapp - apparently it’s supposed to be ‘Bethlehem at night’. With lit up windows. I am unconvinced.

A member of the KKK who was sprayed brown in some mishap, ostracized by his klan solely because he’s not white, and is now walking away with his head hung in shame as he realises the error of his ways?