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My DD fed the cat a pepperami condom!

81 replies

Snappymcsnappy · 10/10/2018 20:01

Why?!?!

Is it likely to pass through?!

I am so worried!

OP posts:
wherearetheguineapigs · 10/10/2018 20:33

I was going to say try to make the cat sick by giving ipecac or something but I don't know much about cats so I think it better you call the vet ASAP. Better not try anything yourself in case it makes it worse.

Poor cat. Hope it feels better soon.

Geekmama · 10/10/2018 20:33

Snappymcsnappy
The inner plastic wrapper of a pepperami Fekko.
Ffs, stupid cat.

ShockConfused Stupid DD surely?

MissConductUS · 10/10/2018 20:34

Cats don't rely on visual cues much when they decide to eat something, it's really by smell. So the cat isn't stupid, your DD tricked it.

wherearetheguineapigs · 10/10/2018 20:34

Bishop You used to eat condoms????

Pebblespony · 10/10/2018 20:34

Can't believe your cat ate it. Typical, ours won't eat chicken but I could quite easily see him doing something this daft. Vet job in afraid.

LEMtheoriginal · 10/10/2018 20:36

PHONE THE BLOODY VET FFS. IF That tangles in his intestine you wont have a stupid cat you'll have a dead cat.

wherearetheguineapigs · 10/10/2018 20:36

OP, seems like you need to be having stern words with your daughter. If she is old enough to be having sex, she is old enough to be above silly harmful pranks.

WhoLetTheCatsOut · 10/10/2018 20:37

I hope you've called your vet now OP.

You haven't said how old your DD is but if she's old enough to know better then I think she's disgusting. I imagine she will be as you wouldn't leave a young child with one of those wrappers either as it could have been dangerous for your daughter otherwise.

WhoLetTheCatsOut · 10/10/2018 20:38

It was a pepperami wrapper, people, not an actual condom.

Pebblespony · 10/10/2018 20:38

I thought it wasn't a real condom? If it was, was it pepperami flavoured??

startingafresh1 · 10/10/2018 20:38

I think you should seek advice from a vet. The wrapper is long, thin and tough and could cause major issues.

As a plan B keep a very very close eye on the cat. Make sure you know where it is at all times, check it regularly through the night.

Cats are extremely good at disguising any discomfort through so a vet would be the best call.

MrMeSeeks · 10/10/2018 20:40

It’s not the cats fault!
Your dd fed it to it, how was the poor thing meant to know it weren’t food?
Get it to a vet now!

AGHHHH · 10/10/2018 20:41

thought "ooh that's an unusual flavour" then realized what you meant

Me too.

Op it's called a wrapper. 😂

Pebblespony · 10/10/2018 20:41

I presume she thought he wouldn't eat it. Error of judgement perhaps but hardly malicious.

AGHHHH · 10/10/2018 20:43

Jesus, all the posters defending the car as though it knows it's been called stupid on a forum (and out of worry I imagine) 😂

Hope for the sake of the cat's feelings this doesn't end up in the DM.

BlessYourCottonSocks · 10/10/2018 20:43

Don't you eat them? Honestly, I'm not kidding. If we're talking Peperami sticks with the plasticy cover, I thought you ate them with the meat. I always have done. Blush

AGHHHH · 10/10/2018 20:44

... no you don't!

Willow2017 · 10/10/2018 20:44

It seems like you need to be having stern words with your daughter. If she is old enough to be having sex, she is old enough to be above silly harmful pranks.

😁😁😁😁
RTT!

LemonysSnicket · 10/10/2018 20:45

@BlessYourCottonSocks I really hope you're trolling RN. If you've actually eaten them and not passed the plastic tube then I think your stomach has plastic in it

Pebblespony · 10/10/2018 20:45

I've never had a pepperami but I'm so curious now.

ItsJustASimpleLine · 10/10/2018 20:46

Honestly thought 'Its been a while but bloody hell who would want a pepperrami flavoured one!"

Pebblespony · 10/10/2018 20:47

I looked it up. It's an edible food skin.

CurlsLDN · 10/10/2018 20:48

@bless you eat the removable clear plastic wrapper with the white stripes down it?

Yeah, you've been doing it wrong

BlessYourCottonSocks · 10/10/2018 20:48

Golly, Lemony I promise I'm not! I'm embarrassed to admit I thought they were somehow part of it.

Willow2017 · 10/10/2018 20:48

Don't you eat them? Honestly, I'm not kidding. If we're talking Peperami sticks with the plasticy cover, I thought you ate them with the meat. I always have done.

Wtf?
Do you eat the plastic wrapper on any other foods?

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