To think this is the fb selling post to beat all posts?

[GivingUpMyDream]

I'm just gonna leave it here

Great that's mils Christmas sorted thank yiy

You can buy frozen rats WhiteCaribou. They're reptile food. Or little dead sex puppets. They're anything you want them to be baby.

Except pets.

But the 🐀 🐀

What train of thought brings you to that?!!

The rats!!!

I have a smallish supply of dolls with easily removable heads that I have sourced, for reasons to complex to go in to,from jumble sales etc. I am now inspired, oh yes, watch out doll lady. There's a new kid in town!

Can I come round to yours IhatetheArchers

No, they're mine! All mine!

I have an old school friend on fb. Her DH recently left her and she's begun going a little strange imo. She keeps trying to be 'unique' and getting into obscure shit arty stuff.

She recently asked if any of her fb friends had any old dolls she could have to make the kind of 'art' tat similar to the potted bodies.

I was dumbfounded to see the comments of support:

"Oh wow, that's so unique hun"
"You're so creative hun"
"You go hun, these are totes amazing"

I really had to hold back from posting "I think you're having a breakdown, speak to your GP....hun"

It's like that scene from Sex and the City where that woman starts making and selling the most hideous handbags to get over her breakup.

It's funny if you're not the one going through it. All humour is someone's pain.

I have to show DH. It will brighten a (quite dull) day.

Another one who is crying with laughter 🤣 What kind of market is she aiming for?!?

DS said "it's a face with a fish".

Who hurt the artist as a child, this is just disturbing

Imagine buying it and popping it on the coffee table and then picking the kids up from school. Their little faces when they walk in and see what someone’s done to a doll.

Right everyone, back the fuck up. The skull doll is mine. I can’t decide whether I love it’s little Buddha tummy or the tattoos the most.

@Dillydallyer can have first pick, yeah?

Fuck me Exactly how many people were scarred by viewing child’s play underage at 90’s sleepovers?

This has to be one of the best threads ever...s & m mice! Dear God! Well you can't accuse them of not being creative.

If Phoebe Bouffet sold on Facebook...

I love the uncanny valley normally but there's something about dolls that freaks me out!

Not a unicorn horn so im going to pass

Hmmm... Something tells me it's time to get off mumsnet and go to bed.

This is my favorite thread ever.

😂😂wonder how many they have sold 😂😀

Ahem