To think this is the fb selling post to beat all posts?

[GivingUpMyDream]

I'm just gonna leave it here

Now as weird. Because nothing could be weirder.
But I've seen someone selling the gingey torture scene from shrek.
Why was this even made?

Jesus wept am glad they pointed out that its the ainmal horns that are real and not the poor dolls head that they have fucking stuck them to. What where they thinking when they decided to stick that monstrocity on facebook.

Lol

Can I play? These are on my local Facebook.

I know dolls aren't alive but it really disturbs me how she has cut them up.
I now how ideas for my future nightmares.

Her postcode is on there though?

Horrific! Maybe you should get MN to edit out that postcode in the first pic though.

My theory? She's a failed art student who wanted to work in special effects.
They are all hideous. I assume the supportive comments are from her friends, probably of the "aw hun" type.

Tbf given the MN eyeballs:posters ratio there’s probably at least one person looking at this thread and genuinely thinking “That’s exactly what I need on the table in the conservatory”. You’d be doing her a favour by sharing the link, because frankly she’ll have better luck with a whole internet of weirdos people of varying tastes than she will fishing in the smaller pool of local Facebook. It’s the opposite of glittery tat which is designed to be lowest common denominator

It’s 7am, thank God I’ve got 15 hours to forget these before and try to sleep tonight.

I actually can’t think of anyone I dislike enough to buy one for.

Awful, just awful. There are no words. Who thinks 'gosh I'll dismember some dolls and plant in their insides??

(But probably shouldn't say that as last time i was on a Facebook tat thread the professionally offended turned up and told everyone off for mocking and sneering at women for starting their own businesses and essentially anyone saying products were tat were clearly of the view that women shouldn't be encouraged to do much).

There are some seriously sick people out there.

They could have used a better dolls head than that!

Yes. That is the problem with it.

I think they're funny . I wouldn't have one though!

I do like the disclaimer "This is not a toy," in case anyone was considering giving a zombie doll to their 5 year old .

If this is what's on her selling page, I dread to think what's under her patio.

That spider baby head monstrosity looks exactly like that, well, thing from The Thing.

I shouldn't laugh but... just wow. Sadly I know someone who would love this sort of thing, there is definitely a market for this shite. I'm trying to think of anyone I know who deserves a really odd Christmas present.

I am so very glad I didn't see this thread before I went to sleep last night.

Thank you for brightening up my morning commute OP

I've seen worse on facebook.

It could be seen as some kind of pop art maybe.

Not to me taste, but someone may see it as humorous/novel.

Just me then that has been inspired to dig out the bag of assorted dismembered doll parts and get busy with the craft knife and succulents?

"one of a kind".

You don't say.

Pah that is nothing compared to the S&M Taxidermy rat scene
www.etsy.com/uk/listing/245975779/sm-taxidermy-rat-free-shipping-adult?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_a-art_and_collectibles-collectibles-figurines&utm_custom1=fb0b46ff-b891-4d9d-8747-df27a2d2e94a&gclid=CjwKCAjwlejcBRAdEiwAAbj6KQzf1waAZwEYWWkHpPVPjZ2y0yjgKWHpqins0P_8m0fjZ5OR7aGgfRoC1o8QAvD_BwE

The power of christ compels you.

I like the one shagging a sheep too - might get for dd for her birthday

I went to bed last night somewhat morose, thinking that I must SURELY have already seen all the beauty that this wonderful big old world could offer,

Thanks for confirming my belief beyond all doubt, OP.