Fuck sake

[Boyicantwait2beamumagain]

Trying to have a relaxing bath dh said he would wait until I went in the bath and go and do the dishes fair enough but I'm up here trying to chill and he's down there fucking banging dishes around making a right racket whilst he does them it's so loud I literally want to run down staires and throttle him he's woke dd up aswell so that's fucking fabulous. Wouldn't of minded I actually wanted to do them today because I bleached my kitchen sink today and I know he would of messed it up again but he insisted he was going them. Fucking do them quietly then you knob!

OP - are you potato shaming Newlevel's pregnant wife? All I can say is people in filthy baths shouldn't throw baked potatoes. Have you scrubbed your front step today?

- for your husband.

Oh dear when I read your first post I thought you might be pregnant. I've never experienced rage like it. The other night I almost lost it with my DH. We were asleep in bed and he was breathing on me. It woke me. I can't stand other people's breathe at the best of times. I spent 20 minutes trying not to hit him. How dare he! It was more frustrating when he finally rolled over. I lay down and he rolled back.
He apologised in the morning even though he was oblivious to the whole situation 😄
How long does this rage last exactly?

You sound lovely OP. He is SO lucky to be married to you!

OP quite obviously means this thread to be light hearted. Do people really have to start labelling threads as light hearted for those that can't see it?

OP, you may want to rename your thread as it seems to be attracting those that go looking for a bit of drama only

this conversation reminds me of a favourite (children's) book " 5 minutes peace" about poor Mrs Large (the elephant) trying to get away from her 3 children by having a bath...I wont tell you the rest - its a spoiler! (Oh goodness I am not tactful - just thought ops pregnant might not appreciate the comparison - oops unintentional Freudian slip!)

Oh my dh is a bigger twat. He leaves ALL the kitchen drawers and cupboard doors open. EVERY SINGLE ONE. Why? Why?

lois my husband manages that & we have those self closing drawers I cant figure how he manages to leave them all open?

if you want to look through my previous posts you will find no examples of could, should, or would of.

Erm, no, thanks. I would of, but I have a life aswell.

Yes I am potatoe shaming his wife..what have it??

I first felt the rage in 2015 and it hasn't left me since to he honest.

Also even if basta is a teacher and it is her job to correct people I am not their student.. and even if I were I wouldn't listen anyway. because I dont have to.

Havaina you've been told to look through her posts so please can you do it and report back. How else will we all learn?

Angelo Mysterioso ....not when they run - surely !!!

@Ironmanrocks even then... they’re quieter than people!

OP you’re hilarious

Who would have thought such an innocuous thread would have attracted two divisions of the MN Awkward Squad? Feel proud OP you not only had the misery addled sarky fun sponges you also had the smugly superior grammar correctors.

I think fun sponge is code for sex duck. OP (potato eating filther) is still in the bath.

What's a sex duck??

"think I'm going to adopt fun sponge it's better then the word I have for them which is pricks." Tbh OP, pricks is a pretty good word.

I'm use fun sponge for the kids with no sense of humour instead of calling them little pricks then.

Il leave pricks for the adults who need a serious personality transplant.

Is the c still okay for the grammar Nazis?