To think I've found the boots we'll all be wearing this winter?

[SamanthaBrique]

Form an orderly queue for this classy little number!

Where’s the one accusing us of being snobs?

Oh noice... Unusual... Ooonique... Look at moie Kimmee, look at moie....

😆😆 love this @Mrsgenehunt... The boots are very Kim!

The perf look. Perhaps they mean pert? I,ve always wanted to be pert....

They are not high enough and I might get frostbite of the toes

I am also slightly worried that when I get pissed on a night out and fall down in the street, I might graze my knees as they are unprotected.

Oh fuck aye

Those JLo ones look exactly like my dm did last week when she came charging out of the loo having spotted an advancing spider.

Clearly the "perf" look stands for perforated!

Oh my... when I first looked I couldn’t work out why they were so hated. Then I realised the model wasn’t wearing ankle boots and jeans!

They were posted in a makeup group I belong to on Facebook as someone genuinely asked what she might wear with them. Another poster suggested a street lamp and defence lawyer and I think she's now been kicked out of the group for "not being nice"!!!

Another poster suggested a street lamp and defence lawyer

This is my favourite thing I've ever read on MN!

Those see through ones remind me of eighties weight loss devices.

Tbh most of the "fashion" suggestions in that group are dire and I bite my tongue. I'm 34 so probably not the target age group to which the likes of iKrush or BooHoo market, but my 16 and 18yo nieces wouldn't be seen dead in anything that tacky either!

someone genuinely asked what she might wear with them. Another poster suggested a street lamp and defence lawyer and I think she's now been kicked out of the group for "not being nice"!!!

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What makes them stay up? They'd be no good around our back yard I'm afraid OP, we've got cobbles!

Could always stick some double-sided tape at the top, that'd keep 'em up!

You couldn't do that Samantha, that would look trashy!

I think I can see the obvious solution to the exposed big toe problem! There just needs to be a fashion started for a 'single-toe sock' held up with suspenders.