To think I've found the boots we'll all be wearing this winter?

[SamanthaBrique]

Form an orderly queue for this classy little number!

Oh Holy fuck!

Those boots J-Lo is wearing are just abysmal. Even she looks embarrassed.

Those clear ones look lush! I’d look fabulous wearing them, while out dog walking. And they have the bonus of being wipe clean, so I can wipe the muck dog shit off. Win win! 👢 🐶 💩 sexy

Nice but not practical - no way could I ealk in those!!

Those clear ones will be great for the allotment, particularly when I an turning my compost.

walk even

The plastic ones will be nice for showing off your tatts!

Fashion numpty here. What do we wear with the boots of glory? Seems to me anything trousery will ruin the effect, which is most of my wardrobe. The rest of my wardrobe is decent length shorts, long dresses and pyjamas, you can see my problem.

I'd snap these up like a shot, of course, except for one tiny niggle - if we have the snow we had last winter I'd lose my big toes to frost bite! Otherwise they'd be a really practical 'goes with everything' choice!

Actually the JLo ones might be handy for the older woman.

For those finding they struggle to get their trouser undone and pulled down in time when needing to wee in a hurry those could be a life saver.

Definitely think the makers should use that as their marketing ploy; can't think of any other reason to wear them.

Oh my! Im off for a browse on ikrush to amuse myself for an hour

Fucking hell, JLo needs to be tried at The Hague for crimes against Shoe-manity.

Oh noice... Unusual... Ooonique... Look at moie Kimmee, look at moie....

Fuck me with a fish fork, J Lo forgot to pull up her drawers....!!!

*Actually the JLo ones might be handy for the older woman.

For those finding they struggle to get their trouser undone and pulled down in time when needing to wee in a hurry those could be a life saver.*

Even better, small children!! Perfect for the potty training stage. And a really practical solution for those with small toddlers that like to suddenly run away from them - no risk of the kid getting run over in a busy car park, they'd just fall flat on their face if they tried to take off!

Oooh, it's like Wendy Whippet does Panto season...
But I think I could carry them off with a nice warm pair of black ankle socks for those chilly autumn mornings on my bike.
Also fantastic for walking up and down the massive hill I live on.
Teamed with a pair of denim Not So Hot Pants and a blouson denim jacket I'm onto a middle-aged winner (fist pumps the air)

Are they Per Una ?

Pigsdofly I thought they looked handy for shop lifting long thin bendy things. Can't actually think of any long thin bendy things apart from cheese strings , I don't think I'd make a very good shoplifter.....

As it happens I was just perusing autumn boot sites and found these similar beauties. Great for disguising varicose veins! But tragically, sold out

Those rips make me suspect they aren't brand new.

KurriKurri
You'll find them in their 'Gimp Suit' section, just past the sarnies

Aw, Bloobs, that's a bummer.

You could carry the shopping home in those boots - so practical.

Samantha, TFW you're getting ready for a party and realise the dog's eaten half your favourite dress... - it's 20% off, though! But maybe that's 20% less dress not 20% less price.

viques, the website has some advice for you: "Team with a t-shirt dress for the perf look!"

Perf! ::snort::

These are just as erm fab and only a fiver!

With built in ice picks. Useful.

The problem with those are through boots are that they get filled up with condensation when you feet sweat. Nothing like a pair of misty sweaty toes to finish off an outfit.