To ask you to help name my kittens?

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We’re lucky enough to be welcoming two tiny kittens to our family next week.
They’re boys and have black coats.

Any ideas?

Percy and Baldrick

Our dog is named after Esme Weatherwax from the Pratchett books

There are some crackers here, thanks.

Lo and Behold.

Bubble and Squeak

Kevin and Nigel
Brian and Trevor
Richard and Norman
Alan and Bernard

Fred and George

Beelezebub and Lucifer.

Or Get and Off

Or 'You' and 'Greebo'

Smokey and (the) Bandit

Ben and Jerry (say what you see - I’m eating Cookie Dough in case you were wondering )

Catman and Robin

Or you could go more highbrow with Oscar (Wilde) and Noël (Coward)

Savage and fang

Oh yes Bernard is a wonderful name for a cat - we have a Bernard - you get to shout ‘not now Bernard ‘ all the time

Salem and fluffy (the one curled up)
Do you need middle names? My cat has a middle name too

Max and Paddy
Barnum and Bailey

Another vote for Bernard, call the other one Nils as in Nils Rodgers and you have the guys from Chic.

Alan and Dave.

Severus and Snape

Gin & Tonic
Rum & Sugar
Mojito & Bramble

Oscar and Alexi
Leroy and wilbur

Or cute names such as buttons, slippers etc

Mango & Chutney
Chilli & Pepper

Bob and Dave
Thunder and Lightening
Fluff and Scruff
Vlad and Oleg
Jet and Midnight

Teddy and Rufus Mewington? We got two kitties and I absolutely vetoed any matching/pair names, just don't like them.

Archimedes and Thucycides

Bill and Ted