Beautiful house on rightmove...

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NC because I've just text a friend about this.

I have a weird/nosy habit of looking at quirkily decorated houses on Rightmove

I've just seen a stunningly beautiful house for sale and thought oh this is the type of house where xxxxx (celeb I admire) would live. So I scrolled through their twitter feed and it is their house!

It's been up for sale for a few months but the story isn't anywhere online. AIBU to tell you about it/post the link so we can all coo over it? Or is that an invasion of their privacy?

Wow! Could someone spot me £5mil? Those bookshelves! The gin! The bathtub! Just put them all together for me!

In my former life I worked at a major London auctioneers & in one particular sale sold him the bird. He had a very strange presence when he walked in the saleroom!

Proof if ever it was needed that the property market in and around London has completely lost the plot.
I actually like a number of the features and some of the decor, but the price tag and the market that supports it is just ridiculous.

I recognised Derren Brown's art straight away. I like the bookshelves and I quite like the roof terrace, but otherwise I really dislike the house. I hate sodding bare brick walls and exposed beams. That kitchen ceiling is horrible, and generally it's all far too cluttered for me. Not my taste at all.

shakeyourcaboose want a housemate? Just 2.5mill each sure

Ooh I googled D.B artist & the same paintings come up.

My house is all bare brick walls and clutter

Right up my street!

Just can't make the price!
Shame!

claracluck78 Did he get a good price for it? I wonder if he could hypnotise rival bidders.

Can people not read??? The floorplan shows 3 bedrooms, plus a studio that could easily be a 4th.

Bit too kooky for me but the building and location is amazing!

Is the London house market not so fucking ridiculous that someone needs to step in and end the madness?! I cannot see how people can justify these prices

I absolutely love the style but god, why live in London?!

For less money than that within 5 miles of me you could have this one and still have 500k left over to stop it looking like a footballer's house.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-64726013.html

I totally agree. Here's one not far from me!
www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/73248503

It's not my cup of tea as a whole, but I love the kitchen and the green bedroom.

I loathe the identikit houses straight out of the Next catalogue where everything is black/white/grey. Horrid and totally devoid of personality.

I love the bedroom and there are some great features, but it's generally too cluttered for me.

LOL at the price though, daft Londoners! Here's one near me:

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-49271520.html

Ooo unihorn, I prefer yours to mine (it's not mine!).

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-66382726.html

A small London house in the city centre - or practically Hogwarts in Scotland.

I was more thinking wow this is DB's house than is this house good value for money

PolkerrisBeach that is amazing

Wow indeed! Love DB, and yes his house looks just like him!

I love him!

@HettySunshine
And it's not mine sadly, if only! Imagine living in a mini Downtown Abbey.

I absolutely love it x

Gosh I love it! Need a lottery win!!

I don’t much like him and it turns out I don’t like his house either! Cluttered and busy and not at all restful. Also very small for that huge price tag.