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Funny pets

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Basta · 27/08/2018 23:20

I desperately need cheering up. AIBU to ask you to share stories of funny things your pets have done, or funny/unexpected places they have turned up when they were feared lost?

These aren’t exactly hilarious, but my cat has managed to get into an apparently closed wardrobe (and shut the door behind her) and necessitated part of a friend's kitchen to be ripped out when she got behind some panelling and refused to come out.

(Not sure whether I this sounds like I'm a journo, but I promise I'm not.)

Thank you.

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Novasglow · 27/08/2018 23:33

My pet mouse died. I was heartbroken and prepared a teeny tissue lined box to put him in ready to bury. As I lifted the cage part up ready to scoop him out, my cat dived. He ran off with him clenched in his jaws while my xp pissed himself laughing...

ZanyMobster · 27/08/2018 23:50

Not really that funny but made me laugh this morning - we have only recently started letting the cats sleep in our room (they are both 1 and before now they were way too crazy). Last night I could subconsciously feel one of them snuggled up to the back of my head, he suddenly decided that a better position for him was to lay on top of my head. DH was still awake and was pissing himself laughing, he had been watching the cat the whole time and guessed he was about to do something.

They have also trashed our kitchen (pulled the skirting boards off so many times all the clips broke and we have to have them fixed, they are trying again but no luck so far), they also peeled a massive amount of paint of the lounge wall when they were about 11 weeks old. When I got home they jumped on the back of the sofa and tapped the bare patch to show me their work!

hungryhippo90 · 27/08/2018 23:59

I used to be an animal carer, and I’ve got a dog, hopefully some of these will cheer you up.. some may not end up as stories of just where they’ve turned up though!

I was cat sitting for a new client, now I don’t go through peoples homes, I make a point of only going where I need to, so 3rd day in, I can’t find the cat. I’m thinking what’s gone on? Where is she? She has no way of escape. Where’s the cat? So I’ve by this point ransacked the house. I’ve been in the cupboards, I’ve been in the washing basket, and I’m thinking I’ve gotta find this cat! Where is it! They’re going to kill me! In the meantime my husband turns up to help me find the cat.
He says hippo, listen, I can hear something. So silently we start looking... I’m just hoping they’re not watching CCTV of us! And he says he’s found the cat. He says stay out, Its under the bed, I’ll coax it. I say HOW?! It’s a bloody divan!? So he opens the drawer which was fully closed, and put pops a paw full of claws. That was a bit of a moment explaining, owners said they’d not shut the drawer properly but never thought she’d have got in, they laughed that I felt so bad having ransacked their house. They asked me to look after the cat again, but I was scared!

A dog who I used to have live with us during the week, he wasn’t in his usual space by my side. I called him, I called again and again. Now this dog had form for running sway from his owner. He loved building sites and we lived on the edge of one so I was worrying that he had got out somehow. So I searched everywhere except the bathrooms, he didn’t venture into them. Just as I’m thinking I’m going to have to call his owner, I think I’ll check the house just once more, so I checked DDs bathroom. He was an old chap, and he had managed to get in her bath, but couldn’t get out. So I had to pick him up a la baby. And he didn’t like it so he scratched me everywhere. I laughed when I put him down.

He used to wriggle out of his dog harness as I drove to get in the front of the car to sit like a human. I had to put a stop to driving whilst doing up the dogs seatbelt, so he started to travel in the front with his harness strapped in. People used to giggle at him in the front. Even worse was DD would sit in the back of the car.

Current dog is often found in the wash basket curled up in dirty clothes

He also hides in DDs bed. He jumps onto a mid sleeper.

Our dog tries to sit on one of the spare chairs at the table when he’s feeling like doing extra begging.

He stands at the full length window stamping his paw if I dare to leave him more alone.

Our dogs a funny one.

hungryhippo90 · 28/08/2018 00:00

My dog also wakes my husband at 4 am each morning for a wee, he goes outside, runs back up before DH, plonks himself in DHs space to sleep next to me. DH then can’t return to bed, and. The dog sleeps lazily until I get out of bed.

SneakyGremlins · 28/08/2018 00:02

I can give you a picture of my cat looking smug after pulling clean clothes out of the hamper so there'd be room for him?

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Basta · 28/08/2018 00:12

Thanks for these, they've made me smile. Smile

(Sorry about your mouse, Novas.)

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ErrolTheDragon · 28/08/2018 00:37

I couldn't find my dog once. Searched high and low... turned out, he'd got in my bed, gone right down the bottom and then rolled off the end where he was trapped by the tucked-in bedding, like a hammock. He was lying perfectly still, didn't seem at all worried just vaguely surprised when I pulled the bedding loose and he plopped out.

Just so you get the mental picture right, he's a dachshund.

daleya · 28/08/2018 05:27

I have a Dogue de Bordeaux (Hooch style) - shes pretty massive. Once she got out while we were at work and we got a call from a kind member of the public "I have your dog here, I found her playing on the park" and now she has a taste for it. Whenever she can, she will barge past you and take herself off to the park to play with the local kids (shes 1).

WeirdAndPissedOff · 28/08/2018 08:35

Two of our cats are keen hunters, and one especially is small, wriggly and fast, so can get into all sorts of places the others can't. It's a common sight to see her sat proudly in the kitchen with some poor half dead creature in her mouth, awaiting praise. (I will add that we've tried just about everything going to stop her, and she paints the perfect picture of misery if we keep her in). Well, last summer we hear her excited yapping in the kitchen, and go out with animal disposal tools at the ready, only to find her sat there with a freshly barbecued pork chop! We haven't been able to look our neighbours in the eyes since. Blush
The same cat also loves to play throw and catch with her latest kill - half cute, half disturbing, until she decided her favourite place to do it is right underneath the drying washing. Up goes the mouse, tumbling back down our freshly washed sheets. Every. Time.

JaceLancs · 28/08/2018 08:44

Many years ago one of our cats had a litter of 4 kittens she was very protective obviously (our other cat was quite hostile to her) a couple of days later they disappeared and she spent weeks wandering around the house howling and looking for them - she appeared absolutely distraught and so were we as we assumed other cat had taken them 😞
A few weeks later we heard strange rustling noises in the kitchen and found that she had moved them herself and hidden them in the false ceiling
DH had to dig through from the airing cupboard to rescue them! We kept them all upstairs separate from other cat until they were bit older
Other cat turned out not to be hostile to them and was a very loving Aunt until we found them new homes (we kept one)
All 3 eventually settled down as best of friends
Unlike most cats I’ve owned who either hate each other or at best tolerate

hungryhippo90 · 28/08/2018 11:12

Oh Daleya your dogue Grin sounds amazing. Bless her.

abbsisspartacus · 28/08/2018 11:19

This morning one of my kittens was looking at me while sat at the top of my bed suddenly and quite slowly he disappeared turns out there is a gap he kept eye contact with me till he slid out of sight 🤦‍♀️we tried to get him out by lifting the mattress up and he just crawled further in 🤦‍♀️

murphys · 28/08/2018 11:36

I was very cross with my 1 year old Lab this morning, who was just being bloody naughty. He was just being defiant as I told him off for chewing something. Why he did it I do not know as he has never done it before (I think its because i shouted at him for chewing incident), but he jumped up to the counter top and tried to whip a toast crust off the plate. I did however, catch him in the act. Well I couldn't keep a straight face whilst telling him off, as he does this bum wiggle dance when he is either very excited or knows hes been a little bugger. Well this bum dance went on and on, and as much I was trying not to laugh, it just got funnier and funnier. I had to walk out of the kitchen, and came back in with a really cross serious face. Cue bum wiggle again. I just had to put him outside as I just couldnt anymore. Grin

My other dog had a precise timing system that would put any alarm clock to shame. I fetch my dc from school and as I work from home I do stick to certain times. If we would pop to the shop or did not come straight home with the dc, he would not let me out the door until he had told me a big long story as to why he wasn't happy that I was late. There was facial expressions and head moving like he was really actually having a good old moan. Miss that boy, he had such a personality.

Hope you are feeling better OP Flowers

samanthalou · 28/08/2018 11:43

We have a 7 month old French Bulldog and she is such a personality.

We keep the tumble dryer in the shed and she has now decided that it is her new favourite place to poop. A few times I've gone to empty the dryer (shed door is always open during the day) and she's been sat there waiting to stare me dead in the eyes before squatting and pooping (we try to keep her from doing it as it's wooden floor and puppy poop has a horrific smell if you feed them a certain dry food brand). It's the fact that she waits and waits and then has to look you dead in the eyes whilst crapping in the place you really don't want her to crap!

Ginkypig · 28/08/2018 11:48

Iv not read the thread yet but wanted to show you.

She has got to over 15 years old without ever being interested in doing this before and then one day last week I popped into the kitchen to put my plate down and this is is how I found her Grin

Ginkypig · 28/08/2018 11:51

Obviously that's not my kitchen Blush

KarmaStar · 28/08/2018 12:07

I was walking my dog many years ago on a very large heath,we were happily going along ,it's a mixture of open areas,woods and gorse,a few miles square,when she disappeared.I called and searched,rang home(she had previous for going home if it started to rain and leave me searching for her,getting home soaked to find her warm and dry and pleased in front of the fire),it was a sunny day and no,she wasn't there i was told.
So I rang the police to ask if dog handed in.
No,but there is an incident at the hospital with a dog.
The hospital was on the other side of a four lane road.
I ran over to the A&E department and saw a police vehicle and an rspca van .
So,a bit warily I walk in to absolute chaos.
Patients awaiting treatment standing on chairs screaming,trolleys with patients lying on them rolling this way and that,a police and rspca officer both chasing around the department.....after my naughty dog who had chased a muntjac from the heath,across the road and into the automatic doors.
I was speechless for a moment.then my dog saw me and left the poor,scared but thankfully unharmed muntjac,and came running over looking so happy with herself.I looked up to fifty pairs of eyes expressing everything from anger to outrage,apart from one old gentleman,wheezing away with tears of laughter running down his face.
I quickly put her lead on,apologised profusely,and practically bowed out backwards in shame.
Never again did I let her loose on the heath......

abbsisspartacus · 28/08/2018 21:31

Karmastar 😂😂😂😂😂

justilou1 · 28/08/2018 23:22

My dog doesn’t know that she is roughly the size of a moose. Nor does she know that she is a dog. She reversed up the the sofa like a person and parks her bum on it and watches tv. This is her looking at me as though asking me to change the channel. Because she is (a complete tramp) she likes to watch football with my husband and has no tolerance to anything with subtitles.

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ErrolTheDragon · 29/08/2018 01:04

I've met a Great Dane who does that but also will 'sit on your knee' like that. She belongs to a lady who sometimes looks after our dachshund when we're on holiday... they make a lovely mismatched pair!Grin

TheClaws · 29/08/2018 01:21

I was once delivered my new girl kitten. Alas, as I soon discovered, my new kitten was a little boy. I called the breeder as the kitten tore around the house happily, and she said she had one female left - but now I had lost track of the little boy. After following tiny meows, I found him in the lining of my armchair. I still don’t really know how he got there, but I do know my leather armchair had to be cut open to release him.

He was one expensive kitten. Smile

knowsmorethansnow · 29/08/2018 04:21

I have one cat who likes to catch flies and spiders and leave them as presents, and is then very happy with themselves. Sometimes a chosen small soft toy has f the children's is left outside my bedroom during the night.

agnurse · 29/08/2018 05:31

Tonight we had the attached photo situation. Gatsby (small grey tabby) was on Daddy's lap. Biggie (large orange tabby), who has basically claimed Daddy as his personal property since we brought him home several years ago, decided he wanted in on the attention racket. Daddy wound up with BOTH boys on his lap! (Ironically Daddy claims he doesn't like cats and only tolerates them because our daughter and I like him. He was well chuffed by their behaviour tonight and thought it was hilarious!)

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Placebogirl · 29/08/2018 06:40

I have a cat who hunts socks. You can tell when she has caught a pair, because she will do the bird meow with them in her mouth. Shortly after we got her, she was in our bedroom, while our existing cat was in the living room with us (we were trying to introduce them slowly to get them to like each other...hahahahahaaaaahaha). We could hear her meowing and bollocking, and we were trying to watch a movie. The meowing got more insistent, so I went to see what the hell she was doing. She had worked out how to open, then eviscerated a sock drawer, and was sitting in the middle of many many pairs of socks, looking quite pleased with herself indeed. The socks were never safe again. She's 14 now, and she still hunts socks.

justilou1 · 31/08/2018 12:07

@Errol my puppy Ivy (above) weighs 43 kilos (about 6.5 stone, I believe - I am in Australia - we’ve gone metric!) Is also a lapdog. I’m five foot tall. I feel like the dachshund in the family. Speaking of which, Ivy is also absolutely terrified of dogs and has had to be medicated because she keeps getting beaten up by them. Mostly by pit bull things with negligent owners or dachshunds with disproportionate senses of size. They obviously have no idea how small they are, and she has no idea that she is the size of a Clydesdale.

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