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Original poster

To ask you to share your stories of revenge on ex husbands/partners?

122 replies

WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 16:32

Share away!

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GertrudeCB · 27/08/2018 17:26
LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 27/08/2018 17:28

Yep, another pathetic criminal damage post. What goes on in some people's minds to cause damage and loss in the name of 'revenge'? No excuse at all.

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WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 17:29

Why on earth are people so judgy here. I’m going through a bit of a rough patch and thought some lighthearted ‘revenge’ stories might distract me. I am not a ‘journo’, I know that ultimately it’s wasted energy and it’s better to just ‘be happy’ but as I’m not ‘perfect’ as many of you seem to be I’ll stick with trying to read a few lighthearted tales thank you very much. Hmm

For all those of you who took my post as it was intended, a bit of fun, carry on Grin

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PaulDacreIsStillACunt · 27/08/2018 17:29

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lowtide · 27/08/2018 17:30

I killed his dog

Original poster
WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 17:31

Also, did I anywhere in my OP ask for ‘criminal damage’ stories as a prerequisite for posting? No.

I think some people should find something better to do on a bank holiday Monday afternoon instead of having a go at an already quote vulnerable individual who just wanted some light relief.

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SemperIdem · 27/08/2018 17:32

You killed his dog??? I hope you’re not being serious, lowtide.

SemperIdem · 27/08/2018 17:33

Dave

Has reading that someone killed their exes dog cheered you up immensely? I’d be quite surprised if it had.

lowtide · 27/08/2018 17:34

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LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 27/08/2018 17:34

You only posted about being 'vulnerable' in your last post, OP and your first was two words. This thread isn't lighthearted because revenge threads never are. Have you actually read the posts?

You're right though, there are a million better threads than this one.

Topseyt · 27/08/2018 17:35

Lowtide, I truly hope you are not serious there. If you are then it makes you a cruel arsehole, and almost certainly a criminal too (animal cruelty).

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WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 17:35

I assume I’m now going to be held responsible for everything that is posted. I’d love to be as perfect as everyone having a go at me for asking a question.

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letsdolunch321 · 27/08/2018 17:37

Let his tyres down whilst he was away with his latest flame.

I imagine they were not happy when they returned to the car after a lovely weekend away 😁

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WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 17:38

Should I have had to say I was in a bad place in my original post for people to be nice? Isn’t it just common curtesy? This is worse than playground name calling.

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SemperIdem · 27/08/2018 17:38

I did in fact, answer your question.

You are responsible to a degree - it’s a very loaded question you’re asking people to answer. Generally speaking people who “take revenge” aren’t particularly light hearted about it.

With the exception of Hertha, that is genuinely funny.

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 27/08/2018 17:39

I've reported that one, Topsey, I can't believe that anybody would do such a vile thing, never mind post about it.

Topseyt · 27/08/2018 17:39

After that update, lowtide, you are disgusting. Poor dog did not have to die.

I think it is true to say that dogs are far preferable to some poor excuses for human beings.

CocktailQueenie · 27/08/2018 17:42

Lowtide, that is truly evil of you, how that poor dog must have suffered, I do hope you are making a sick joke....

I had a wee then used ex's toothbrush to clean the loo before popping it back in the toothbrush holder. Ex was a cheat and beat me.

ilovesooty · 27/08/2018 17:42

@lowtide that is utterly disgusting.

Whatever your ex did he's well rid of you.

lowtide · 27/08/2018 17:42

I WAS JOKING
FFS
these threads always go like this.

Someone says live life! Someone else says I smashed up his bmw.

They never end well.

witchofzog · 27/08/2018 17:43

There is always one evil fuck. Lowtide that is not revenge. That is murder of a defenceless animal you disgusting excuse for a human being.

Original poster
WhatDaveSaid · 27/08/2018 17:43

People seriously need to have a word with themselves. I have reported the dog post but really, is that my fault that it was posted? Should I stick to asking people favourite fairy story, or flavour of ice cream?!

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lowtide · 27/08/2018 17:44

These threads are always horrendous. Always.
They always get pulled. Always. I was just speeding up the process

apostropheuse · 27/08/2018 17:45

There's nothing remotely funny about killing a dog, or pretending you did. Hmm

Fekkit · 27/08/2018 17:45

Ex boyf treated me very badly, cheated on me and broke up with me over text while I was at work. I threw myself into living my life the best I could, forgiving him and hoping that he would make the changes he needed to.

Three years on hes worked hard to change and become a better person. We're kind of friends. My life is in a really good place, his not so much. He sees me as the one who got away. I see that I had a lucky escape.