Potato throwing mystery

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AIBU to ask who is throwing potatoes at us ? For around 3 months my son, who lives half a mile away, has had potatoes thrown at his front window, always around 11pm. Never caught anyone at it. And the street is always empty. Now, for the first time, we have had one thrown at our front window last night. Is this a thing nowadays ? Tonight we wait up !

De-fog not de-fig - but that would necessitate the potatoes being cut in half and yours sound whole?

One potato. Two potato, Three potato, Four.

How many potato incidents are we talking, op?

Is it the robots?

I am mashing the f5 button in hopes of an update.

Anything OP

This reminds me of a prank my friend and I did around Christmas 1996. We took a bg of frozen sprouts and threw them at random doors or left them on car bonnets. Later discovered that frozen sprouts fly really far if you use a badminton racket to serve them towards neighbours gardens. I blame Hooch as there is no other explanation. it should be a national sport!

Also curious to.know if you got spudded again/saw who did it!

You don't live near the McCain's do you? They can be chippy buggers and it has been said that even their DC's are notorious at school for running around giving wedges.

Tell them to do it first thing in the morning to wake you up. Like a Rooster

Try and get a photato next time it happens.

Oh gosh, this actually happened to me too a few weeks ago! Massive raw baking spud bounced off a window and onto the patio, narrowly missing the glass-topped patio table on the descent. The neighbours were having a rowdy BBQ at the time so we blamed them (fair to say they were mashed lol). Now wondering if there are gangs of yoofs roaming the streets chucking spuds at unsuspecting occupiers and the neighbours might be innocent!

Definitely the weirdest neighbour dispute I've ever had.

Did you ever get to the bottom of this op?

Good God. A heavy jacket potato kinda spud can smash a window ...

I know one shouldn't laugh ... Do get the fuckers and buzz it back to kick their piss-brains please.

Stay strong, Comrade, tho.

catch the culprit and give him a wedgie!

Perhaps it's the Maris Sniper?

Maris Sniper, yes that's the best one so far. Still waiting, no show for the thrower, but he is sporadic. Every night we hide behind the sandbags.

"Maris sniper" - excellent! :)

Any update OP?

No update, the potato thrower has gone underground. For now. Dark nights ahead though