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to fancy Legolas? Who’s your weird TV Character Crush?

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mmmgoats · 06/08/2018 20:44

Not interested in Orlando Bloom at all unless he’s Legolas.
Also have a weird non sexual crush on Malcom Tucker.

Who’s your weirdest TV/film character crush?

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Sophisticatedsarcasm · 06/08/2018 22:40

There’s a few
Sam Swarek from rookie blue
Johnny depp as jack sparrow only (I kno it’s a movie )
Will Gardner from the good wife
And in a very strange way Gil Grissom off of csi 😂😂

to fancy Legolas? Who’s your weird TV Character Crush?
daffodildelight · 06/08/2018 22:44

Yes to Legolas Grin

Willow2017 · 06/08/2018 22:49

Oh what the heck..its Monday I need cheering up Grin

to fancy Legolas? Who’s your weird TV Character Crush?
FeminaSum · 06/08/2018 22:50

Stephan Narcisse from Reign. Not Craig Parker.

Also Hugh Dennis. Don't care that he's 25 years older than me. (okay he is not a fictional character. But still.)

RosieRainDrop · 06/08/2018 22:51

Ooh, yes to Tommy Shelby!
I think it's the outfits that do it. Everyone looks better in period costume.

MummyMrsMe · 06/08/2018 22:55

There are multiple characters that make me weak at the knees but I wouldn’t look twice at them In Real Life...
Aragorn in LOTR
Yorgi in xXx
Jack McCoy in Law & Order
Tormund Giantsbane in GOT
The list could go on and on... I need help Blush

GreatWesternValkyrie · 06/08/2018 22:56

Not Craig Parker

Oh ditto Femina, but I love him as Glaber in Spartacus, he was such a bastard!

Also Vin Diesel, but only ever as Riddick.

Seriously, what is wrong with me? Blush

Appleofmypie · 06/08/2018 22:58

Groot BlushBlushBlush

mmmgoats · 06/08/2018 23:03

Ok @appleofmypie wins

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vampirethriller · 06/08/2018 23:17

Jack Sparrow, even though he looks like he'd have 27 kinds of STD and smell like a rotten goat. Absolutely not Johnny Depp though.

Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn- any way he wanted Grin but not George Clooney.

And I get the Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder the Third thing too, always thought that.

Riotgrrrrrl · 06/08/2018 23:21

Not Jared Leto but yes to Jordan Catilano in My so called life
Not Kiefer Sutherland but yes to David in the Lost Boys

Riotgrrrrrl · 06/08/2018 23:22

Oh and the sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood prince of thieves but not Alan Rickman

Darkbendis · 06/08/2018 23:25

Aragorn. Jaqen H’ghar. Daario Naharis (Round 1). Lucifer.

... and the one and only JAMES ALEXANDER MALCOLM MACKENZIE FRASER Grin Grin Grin

Berniethecrabisthebest · 06/08/2018 23:27

ginosaji I agree with Jorah morment.

Alfred from Gotham

2ducks2ducklings · 06/08/2018 23:29

Martin Freeman as Mr Maddens in Nativity, Malcolm Tucker, Martin Freeman as Tim in The Office.....Maybe it's just a Martin Freeman thing?...

Berniethecrabisthebest · 06/08/2018 23:29

Oh the rollo an rangnher are definitely better as Viking’s

Timeisslippingaway · 06/08/2018 23:30

Snap OP legolas does it for me too, Orlando bloom not so much haha.

Thatssomebadhatharry · 06/08/2018 23:34

A lot of these posts are not actually weird just hot celebs so I’m going to up a notch on weirdness.

Top Dollar from The Crow-I know he murdered a girl and smoked her eyeballs after shagging his own sister but.....THAT VOICE!
I go weak for a gravelly voice.

I vaguely remember a crush on HeMan too. Not in the form of the adonis that is Dolph Lundgren but the actual cartoon.

Timeisslippingaway · 06/08/2018 23:36

GreatWesternValkyrie

Yes, Tommy Shelby and his younger brother bit neither in rl

Timeisslippingaway · 06/08/2018 23:40

Jack sparrow, not Johnny depp

Timeisslippingaway · 06/08/2018 23:40

Sean bean in LOTR, infact in everything I've seen him in really.

TheDishRanAwayWithTheSpoon · 06/08/2018 23:40

I'm really glad to see I'm not the only one who fancies legolas, I wouldn't touch Orlando bloom barge pole, but legolas!

Timeisslippingaway · 06/08/2018 23:41

Also had a massive crush on the original king in GOT, can't remember his name but when he was in the full Monty 😂

lauryloo · 06/08/2018 23:42

Glad to see Tyrion Lannister mentioned already.

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Kezzabeeboo · 06/08/2018 23:42

Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tudors Grin