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to fancy Legolas? Who’s your weird TV Character Crush?

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mmmgoats · 06/08/2018 20:44

Not interested in Orlando Bloom at all unless he’s Legolas.
Also have a weird non sexual crush on Malcom Tucker.

Who’s your weirdest TV/film character crush?

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crumpet · 08/08/2018 23:42

This one currently

to fancy Legolas? Who’s your weird TV Character Crush?
froodledoodle · 09/08/2018 01:55

@InterstellarSleepingElla Jim Caviezel as John Reese in Person of Interest

He was very dynamic in the role and played Reese a bit like Lee Child's Jack Reacher - but a very well dressed and somewhat vulnerable Reacher. I could imagine if Reese popped up and you'd been very, very bad, you'd be very, very terrified.

Is it any wonder that Tom Cruise was a let down?

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 09/08/2018 07:25

Dusk excellent taste in names! I see you're another crazy person who'd risk getting physical with Worf! As I said, Klingons like it a bit too rough!

havingabadhairday · 09/08/2018 10:41

Oh forgot about Enzo Cilenti, but only as Childermass in Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell.

NinetySixer · 09/08/2018 10:56

Definitely Jamie Fraser but not Sam Heughen.

It was weird I get fanny gallops whenever I watch Outlander but although Sam seems like a lovely man and is clearly attractive there is just nothing there.

mombie · 09/08/2018 10:56

Tyrion Lannister, The Hound and definately Fassbender as Magneto.
Also I know you aren't supposed to like her but massive girl crush on Cersei Lannister. I find myself justifying a lot of her actions.

MipMipMip · 09/08/2018 10:58

Who IS that Crumpet!? Shock

TheHulksPurplePanties · 09/08/2018 11:00

Emilio Estevez as Billy the Kid in Young Guns, yum. Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly. These were my first child hood crushes. My how I loved Marty McFly.

Also, I kinda found Mark Hamil hot in the Last Jedi. The beard suits him.

Pinotwoman82 · 09/08/2018 11:08

I used to quite like horatio cane from csi Miami Blush

DarlingNikita · 09/08/2018 11:17

Enzo Cilenti, but only as Childermass in Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell.

Cor, yes. That programme was a load of toot but I basically sat through it all for him Grin

NinetySixer · 09/08/2018 11:22

@MipMipMip

That is Jamie Fraser the main character from Outlander. There are 3 Seasons of soft porn cinematical genius involving his character.

Well worth a binge watch

xFreePeaceSweetx · 09/08/2018 11:30

Mike Ermantraut. Love his cool demeanour and his take chargeways.
Tommy Lee Jones. Same as above.
The guy in Silence of the Lambs who plays the FBI boss and Clarices mentor.
I think I have daddy issues as my list shows.

xFreePeaceSweetx · 09/08/2018 11:33

Oh and the female character Daddy from oitnb. and Luschek

KellyBailey · 09/08/2018 11:39

Ah yes to spike, I forgot about him. I was in love with him in my pre teen years

I'm still in love with him now, I'm 36 Blush. But yeah, definitely only Spike and not James Marsters, especially after the creepy song he wrote about an underaged Michelle Trachtenberg.

Don't think this ones been mentioned yet, Machete Cortez.

TabbyM · 09/08/2018 12:14

Legolas (not Orlando) definitely no BU!

Thranduil is rather lovely too, and Howl, Snape, Kylo Ren... I think I have a thing for long hair and robes/cloaks!

RayRayBidet · 09/08/2018 12:16

Sean Bean is not a weird crush, he is a sex god (when acting, possibly a bit of a shit in real life). Best moment in Sharpe is when Daniel Craig beats him up. Not that I have watched it often you understand.
Blackadder I I definitely but none of the others.
Kevin Mckidd in Rome.
Yes yes yes George Warleggan, so deliciously evil.
Tom Hardy but only in Taboo. When he shouts "take that fucking dress off" methought I would spontaneously combust.
Ralph Fiennes but only in The English Patient

RayRayBidet · 09/08/2018 12:17

Ooh and JR Ewing

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 09/08/2018 15:24

As much as I love the movie, Howl? He's a drawing! Confused

DammitOedipus · 09/08/2018 15:58

Jaime Lannister (Game of Thrones)
Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy)
Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)
Negan (Walking Dead)

So... Jeffrey Dean Morgan is apparently the embodiment of my ideal man.

blackheartsgirl · 09/08/2018 20:36

Blackheart from ghostrider Blush

RoseWhiteTips · 09/08/2018 20:51

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks

As much as I love the movie, Howl? He's a drawing! confused

😂

cloudyweewee · 09/08/2018 20:57

John Barrowman as Capt Jack Harkness in Dr Who/Torchwood
Also Peter Capaldi as the Doctor

cloudyweewee · 09/08/2018 20:58

Sean Bean is not a weird crush, he is a sex god (when acting, possibly a bit of a shit in real life). Best moment in Sharpe is when Daniel Craig beats him up.

I need to see this.

bringincrazyback · 09/08/2018 21:00

Going back a bit here but I always fancied Tim from The Office. Have never fancied Martin Freeman in anything else (and especially not as a hobbit Grin).

wineandcatsandlego · 09/08/2018 21:02

Gene Hunt from Life On Mars/Ashes To Ashes. When he picks her up and carries her through the broken falling glass..... swoon Blush