People on mn batshit crazy

[Berniethecrabisthebest]

Aibu saying people on mn are batshit crazy. The world is gonna implode after britexit. Porn makes men rubbish at sex. If you make a comment disagreeing with an op post when you are in the minority you are a troll. Has everyone lost their common sense? Why does everything have to be do extreame ?

Are you batshit crazy then OP, because you appear to be on MN? Or is it just everyone else?

Some people on here have a sense of humour.

A hell of a lot don't however and are often so far up their own arses they haven't seen daylight for years - hence the mass panic when anything threatens the equilibrium of their rectal havens....

Anyone see the thread about the rogue bat in someone's house? That was a good one if you weren't dealing with a rogue bat in your house

Diagram?

It's not just mn. It's the internet in general. And many people in real life actually. Everyone want a something to be offended by so they can clutch their pearls or shout 'oh poor me, someone looked at me funny - feel sorry for me'
Getting a little sick of it myself actually, OP.

A hell of a lot don't however and are often so far up their own arses they haven't seen daylight for years - hence the mass panic when anything threatens the equilibrium of their rectal havens

I like this. I'm going to use this.

Yes, what Akkakk said!

I’m sick of people being phobic about everything. They must go around in a complete state of bawling hysteria all the time scared of tiny insects, animals, birds, plants, grass etc.

Here you go, here’s a tree for everyone to be triggered by

Welcome to MN @Berniethecrabisthebest
You're going to need this if you are sticking around or you will be torn apart. Or Chambers , we don't really mind which publisher you prefer.

It’s a fairly innocuous trope but it’s my favourite mn one.

Any interaction between a poster and their partner which involves any level of silliness, frivolity or juvenile play (tickling, nicknames, silly voices, stupid in joke) is taken to be a microcosm of the person as a whole and is enough to write them, their relationship and their partner off as immature and pathetic.

Liz70 - love that word!

Go to netmums if you want kind advice about parenting matters.

Mumsnet is fun because of the batshit people!

Chortling at 'rectal havens'

I stumbled across the other place before finding this place and I was petrified at first.

Now? I fit in very nicely :)

I think my dp is jealous of MN, he says "oh what you doing zoflo? On Mumsbloodynet again? " this is my safe haven to be ME.

Welcome op

Batshit crazy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnLakK1tZAU

Many mnetters would take great exception to any accusation of frequenting a "rectal haven"!

*Because posters on Mumsnet fall into one of two categories:

• minority: genuine people there to help each other and use it as a means of sharing ideas etc.
• majority: people who feel somehow bigger by having this persona online where everything they say is authoritative, and where they are always right - you will notice from their wording that it is always absolutes - they extrapolate their small insignificant experience into patterns that define the world*

Yes I agree with this by pp. It reminds me of school tbh. I've spoken to some lovely people on here but there are quite a few wanting a stab at been top dog again. Quite childish really.

Also people have real concerns about Brexit but I somewhat agree as I don't like the hysteria.

Porn has many negatives , grown men can do what they want, however I am concerned about the affect porn has on young people and their expectations of sex. As well as the level of PTSD & suicide suffered by sex workers.

Ah. School holidays again.

I do think porn makes men shit at sex. That's probably the most extreme view I've ever expressed on here. It's based on my experience. Other people might have had other experiences or have lower expectations of sex or any disagree with me for any other number of reasons.

But that's my experience.

Inadequate; dull; lazy; disengaged; rough; painful; impersonal; soulless; empty; technically precise; varied; lacking in connection are all words/phrases that come to mind when I recall sex with porn users. Fun, intimate and satisfying are not in there. Those are the most important aspects of sex for me.

Other people might think differently.

The empty-headed don't have a care in the world.

And the people I know in real life know I hold this opinion.

I had a very interesting conversation with a male friend of mine who is a prolific porn user and was quite offended. Apparently, he is "very good at sex".

Lovely.

I'll...be honest, I'm just waiting for someone to correct your spelling.

People have different opinions. In real life most people mix with others with similar types of opinions. In my circles being anti porn is normal.