This afternoon I was having a snooze when the police broke into the house. Apparently they had been knocking for some time (I didn't hear a thing). They had come around as some neighbours said they hadn't seen me in a while, to be clear we're not close and can go months without seeing one another. When I asked the police which neighbours they said they wanted to be anonymous.
Now I have a boarded up door to pay for, replacement of the glass and a passageway covered in bits of glass...goes to get dustpan and brush