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What's the worst thing your children have made you watch?

179 replies

Ivenocluewhatimdoing · 11/07/2018 13:38

More targeted at films than TV really. (everyone hates bing)..

I've just had to watch through the Good Dinosaur..
I don't think any of us enjoyed it 😕

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NorbertTheDragon · 11/07/2018 13:51

The Harry Hill Movie.

I have loved Harry for years, before I even had children, but by god, that film was dire, the biggest pile of shite I've ever had the misfortune of watching. I hope he's ashamed of himself! Grin

EvilMorty · 11/07/2018 13:52

These are all easy watching by my DS standards. I watched Moshi fucking Monsters every day for 6 months!!!!

Ps Atonement is an amazing book, read it and rewatch, it makes it better

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 11/07/2018 13:52

probably Bruno, but I made them turn it off when I started spontaneously pissing.

RayRayBidet · 11/07/2018 13:53

@Frequency
I'm with you, I fucking hate that little bitch
and that fucking fox gives me the rage.
Now it Liv and Maddie Angry

Trialsmum · 11/07/2018 13:54

The Sponge Bob Square Pants movie...

Soubriquet · 11/07/2018 13:54

My first peppa pig cinema experience...the one with Daisy.

Very annoying

Ivenocluewhatimdoing · 11/07/2018 13:54

Oh my god Bruno 😂😂😂

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chemenger · 11/07/2018 13:55

Thanks fonto for bringing back memories of Barney, I had blanked that period of my life out, now it comes flooding back. Does he still exist?

UpstartCrow · 11/07/2018 13:55

Fucking poke fucking mon the fucking film.

MalloryLaurel · 11/07/2018 13:57

Tweenies
The cartoon Thomas the Tank Engine
Zing Zillas
Pokemon
YouTube documentaries with the weird American accent/slow speed of talking
YouTubers smashing stuff

chemenger · 11/07/2018 13:57

I feel blessed that I have never seen Peppa Pig.

BluthsFrozenBananas · 11/07/2018 13:57

The Moshi Monsters movie. It was out at the same time as Frozen, I tried to persuade DD to go and see Frozen (I know Frozen has been named in this thread, but I quite like it) however all DD wanted to see was the bloody moshi monsters. It was a boring, noisy and overly bright two hours of my life I’ll never get back.

KellyBailey · 11/07/2018 13:58

Monster Family. I don't know how something with the lovely Jason Isaacs in it could be so shite. Thankfully my DD agreed and we've only seen it once. Unlike the bastarding Emoji Movie which she inexplicably loves .

Peachydream · 11/07/2018 14:00

Took my friend's children to the cinema & they chose Boss Baby, how bad can it be I thought? .... OMG 2 hrs of my life (which felt like 10 hrs) I will never get back!

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 11/07/2018 14:00

My teens made me watch Shawn of the Dead.. Spoof horror but creeped me out!
After many many years of practice I can mentally switch off from various multi coloured odd creatures in odd outfits and mn instead!!

LouiseEH · 11/07/2018 14:01

Peppa Pig
Word party
Bo on the go
Max & ruby
Simon
Animal mechanicals
Dinosaur king
Ben & holly
Little baby bum

And the worst one of the bunch...
Ethan the dump truck!

Neolara · 11/07/2018 14:03

Clearly none of you (except Trialsmum) have had to endure the horror of Sponge Bob Square Pants movie. If you had, there is NO WAY you would be suggesting anything else.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 11/07/2018 14:03

OMG yes to The Good Dinosaur! You know that thing where you wake yourself up by snoring? I did that about three times during that film. The worst thing recently is flipping Dan and Phil on YouTube. Tedious twats. Mind you, I very nearly took them (DDs, not Dan and Phil) with me to see Hereditary at the cinema recently. That would have been a couple of hours of their lives they’d have never got back, they dodged that one. Grin

Ivenocluewhatimdoing · 11/07/2018 14:05

I love Dan and Phil 😥 haha guilty pleasure. I love Dan 😂 I'm 22 and the first sponge Bob came out when I was 8 (the movie)
I loved it.
Watching it recently.. It's atrocious 😂

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Areyoufree · 11/07/2018 14:07

@CrackerCrisp - oh my god, I thought it was just my kids that did that! They can watch shit like that for hours - I don't get the appeal! Or digging kinder eggs with plastic figurines inside, out of plasticine ice creams...it's mind-numbing!

Cliveybaby · 11/07/2018 14:07

I used to babysit a girl with Down's who watched High school musical every single day... EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!! I wanted to claw my eyes out!

Babybearsporij · 11/07/2018 14:07

+1 for High School Musical
And Jojo bloody Siwa

Areyoufree · 11/07/2018 14:08

Although I do have to agree with Max and sodding Ruby, bloody Caillou, and the horror and banality that is Shezow.

anappleadaykeeps · 11/07/2018 14:09

The Emoji movie - absolutely awful.

YouTube videos of someone else playing Minecraft.

SkivingSnackbox · 11/07/2018 14:10

Balafuckingmory, changeling my inner Malcolm Tucker Grin