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To think there not really a good looking player in the squad?

87 replies

ReadingRiot · 07/07/2018 16:51

And to like it?

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with any of them but they look like the lads you went to school with, not fashion models.

Can't help thinking there's a link to the better performance. More hard effort and less time in front of the mirror? More teamwork and less self absorption?

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glintandglide · 07/07/2018 19:19

Although if we’re being Pervy Young is absolutely lovely. Gorgeous face

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 07/07/2018 19:20

I expect those on this thread do not remember Iain Dowie, Peter Beardsley or Matt Le Tissier
Omg! I was going to say Peter Beardsley, Terry Butcher and Stuart Pearce but, fair dos, think you’v won the thread with Ian Dowie Grin bless him.

BirthdayKake · 07/07/2018 19:20

Trippier ❤️

Ginorchoc · 07/07/2018 19:25

I remember when the woman’s England team got trashed for their looks as well.

ReadingRiot · 07/07/2018 19:37

Can I just be clear, I haven't trashed anyone, I specifically said there's nothing wrong with any of them, I just find it refreshing that they're not all preening themselves before a match.

PPs are right, the footballers of my youth didn't either but in recent years its been prevalent, I I've often wondered how they managed to keep their hair in place knowing what i look like playing sport

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BubblesBuddy · 07/07/2018 19:42

Yes, but Harry K keeps his hair in place. He always looks the same! These boys have great bodies though! Gareth for rear of the year?

Women playing football - not the same game and not the same level of interest.

BubblesBuddy · 07/07/2018 19:48

I forgot, John Stones is certainly model quality!

Mrsmadevans · 07/07/2018 20:02

Lingaard is so sweet and so young looking , he looks like a lovely boy .
Has anyone noticed that Maguire looks like a young Paul Heaton

To think there not really a good looking player in the squad?
To think there not really a good looking player in the squad?
Jestem · 07/07/2018 20:08

I think what OP means is that they don't seem to be a bunch of preening, prancing egoists. Probably why they are doing so well. They seem likeable.

RunMummyRun68 · 07/07/2018 20:09

Readingwhat do you mean 'they have better things to think about'?

They modelled the New England kit.... coiffed to within an inch of their lives

They modelled suits for marks and Spencer....again, all the hair product you'd ever need

To think there not really a good looking player in the squad?
GreyGardens88 · 07/07/2018 20:14

This is so sexist, you'd be up in arms if men posted this about a womens sports team. Double standards much?

augustusglupe · 07/07/2018 20:22

I quite fancy our goalie!

shitholiday2018 · 07/07/2018 20:27

OMG!

Ashley Young
Stones (like a young g linekar)
Henderson
Loftus Cheek

All divine in their own way, even though they are young enough for me to have birthed them. Ashley young is classically beautiful.

shitholiday2018 · 07/07/2018 20:28

and yes, they are more attractive because they don’t seem vain.

augustusglupe · 07/07/2018 20:28

GreyGardens88 Is it? Ok Grin

emoji · 07/07/2018 20:33

I think Dele Alli is 😍

QuinquiremeOfNineveh · 07/07/2018 20:36

I think the fact that it's M&S rather illustrates the op's point. Sensible and reliable, rather than high fashion. And the modelling was presumably a contractual requirement, in return for M&S supplying the outfits. (And they must be well pleased with the Southgate Effect.)

RunMummyRun68 · 07/07/2018 20:38

They take out their own barber to Russia!!!

Vain!

ThomasNightingale · 07/07/2018 20:47

That Dele Alli photo posted upthread is from a GQ photoshoot, so he’s clearly not above a bit of preening. Very good looking lad though, so you can’t blame him for it.

I’m team Gareth though.

bonfireheart · 07/07/2018 20:48

Is the barber thing about vanity though? Think about it they're achieving stuff that will be replayed on tv screens for years to come and after spending all hours training if they want/need a haircut so fifty years from now when their clips are replayed they look 'decent' and not have people start threads 'oh that 2018 wasn't great looking was it'

CaveyWavey · 07/07/2018 20:49

I'm 44 and I'm thinking that could be my son and I feel very proud. Stones reminds me of Tommy Shelby anyone else?!

youarenotkiddingme · 07/07/2018 21:10

Don't think taking their own barber is vein. It's 30+° heat they are training and playing in. They need to have haircuts to keep cool and probably have other things to focus on than sourcing a Russian barbershop.

araiwa · 07/07/2018 21:13

Thankfully they are judged on footballing ability not their looks

Yabu

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