To think I might get money for a tip in a magazine?

[Lindah1]

Just that really, have some ideas which seem loads better than what you read in the mags, anyone had any cash for yours?

The best one I ever read was “ If you have bicycle grease on your hands a great way to get it off is to rub a piece of old dried cheddar over your greasy hands. It comes off a treat!”
WTAF.? It must be 25 years since I read that one and 8 have never ever forogotten it.
I had so many questions to ask the ‘top tipper’ like - does it have t9 be cheddar or will Wensleydale do? Or a bit of red lecicester? Does it work on other forms of oil/grease? And how the hell did you discover this top,tip???
Go for it OP - what have you got to loose??

I would be so tempted. But the thought of having my name printed

Tightwad Tip: Save 89p by not buying piece of shit magazines. Steal them from the doctors instead. Here’s a photo of ‘Me Now’ stuffing That’s Life under my cardigan at the surgery.

rachie omg im crying laughing 😭 the pictures are horrific!!!!

I actually 💙 this thread 🤣

yorkshireyummymummy Did they explain how to get hold of a slice of cheese with greasy hands?

cheeky omg i cant handle that one 😭😭😂

can this thread please go on forever

Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y

The top tips in these mags crack me up I often wonder if they are a joke and seeing some of these really bad ones on this thread -they must be surely !!! 😂

3luckystars lmao genius!!
This thread is hillarious

Oh god some of these are hilarious!!

These are amazing. I don't think you were supposed to swallow toothpaste, though.

This thread is amazing. I've never even seen the magazine tips (although I recall the Viz ones)...this is gold.

The one I remember was 'if you smash a glass on the floor pick the pieces up using a slice of bread'
Whoever thought, "oh sod the sweeping brush, I'll get the warburtons out"

i copied this one from a similar thread on here years ago, because it made me laugh so much! i hope it was real.

“My husband Leonard often suffers from diarrhoea when we're on holiday so I stock up on carrier bags to use as a handy pair of incontinence pants" complete with a picture of poor Leonard naked wearing only an Argos carrier bag as a nappy.

😂

‘I didn’t want to just throw away my old washing machine, so I made it in to a flower pot. Now I love looking at it.’

My favourite Viz top tip is “stop trick or treaters on Halloween by smashing all your own windows and writing Paedo in red paint on the front of your house”

I bloody love this thread

Thanks guiltynetter, you just made me laugh so loud that I woke the baby 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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esk1mo
rachie omg im crying laughing 😭 the pictures are horrific!!!!

Then this one is specially for you esk1mo

I love this thread.

I love the passive aggressive tips best....