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To ask what do you class as cheating?

56 replies

itis · 13/06/2018 14:17

Texting? Watching porn? Having feelings for someone else? Curious to know what your boundaries are.

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Pa1oma · 13/06/2018 15:14

I class cheating as either an emotional or sexual affair (obviously). Snogging, groping or propositioning someone else. Sexting or whatever online. Paying for sex or paying for lap dances / extras in a strip club - (going into a strip club would put him on thin ice but I wouldn't class it as cheating as such, if it was on a stag do, for instance).
Anyway this is obvious, isn't it?

DiagramFan · 13/06/2018 15:14

Unrequited felching.

Pascall · 13/06/2018 15:16

I had a friend who considered her husband to have cheated because she caught him checking out a girl in his rear view mirror.

HateIsNotGood · 13/06/2018 15:16

Oops - thought you meant Exams Grin

kissthealderman · 13/06/2018 15:20

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GoldenButtercup · 13/06/2018 15:22

I just googled dragon butter and tromboning. Why did I do that? 😱

Gottokondo · 13/06/2018 15:35

Falling head first naked with his penis into another woman's vagina.

And any other touching that he wouldn't do with a family member.

I'm ok with him watching porn.

itsbritneybiatch · 13/06/2018 15:37

Well tromboning and dragon butter are deffo cheating

FASH84 · 13/06/2018 15:57

@BadTasteFlump you know I'm going to look up dragon butter now and will be experiencing the associated pop ups for weeks...

FASH84 · 13/06/2018 15:58

🤮🤮

ablessingtome · 13/06/2018 15:59

My definition is simply fucking about with another woman in any way shape or form without ending the relationship with me first. I hope with all my heart he never does that to me, I'm confident he wouldn't, but I've been in that place previously (not with this one), my radar is always alert, to a point I can drive us both crazy.
I think he knows I would be pretty much capable of either completely losing it and going on the rampage to destroy his life or biding my time slowly but surely planning and taking great delight in any actions I may take to let him know you just don't do that to me!

If your going to have any feelings, thoughts or actions towards someone else do the decent thing and tell me it's over. I'll be devastated but I won't ruin your life if you do it the right way.

After saying all that, I think I have a good one and I truly adore,admire and love him.....but hey you never, never do know.

foxyliz26 · 13/06/2018 16:02

The real Faux as for us lesbians , is your G/F doing anything with a man, thankfully we have both been there years ago , and realised that's not for us , yuk yuk

but I did finish with one woman years ago due to Rainbowing !
( its oral sex when you are both on )

itsbritneybiatch · 13/06/2018 16:03

Thanks Foxyliz you've saved everyone a google.

DustyMaiden · 13/06/2018 16:08

Never google it. I remember years ago someone on MN saying “munting” I have never got over that one.

DiagramFan · 13/06/2018 16:13

@DustyMaiden...you mean munging!!!

lou1221 · 13/06/2018 16:19

I'm such a div, got confused and Googled golden dragon, for a moment was really concerned that quite a few local takeaways seemed to be offeringe some odd sex acts. Ha ha

have Googled correct term, vomit Envy

melonscoffer · 13/06/2018 16:19

dragon butter I googled it.
Really?
Speechless.

itsbritneybiatch · 13/06/2018 16:27

Omfg munging 🤮🤢 wtf is wrong with people I am lost for words.

Sparklesocks · 13/06/2018 16:32

Emotional and physical affairs.
Basically anything you wouldn’t feel comfortable your partner seeing/reading is cheating in my eyes.

I don’t count porn though.

missbehaving1000 · 13/06/2018 16:42

Why on earth did I google munging EnvyEnvyEnvy
Learn something new every day on here! Grin

lou1221 · 13/06/2018 16:48

Munging. Grim Envy

BadTasteFlump · 13/06/2018 16:53

Oh my god. Munging cannot be real

And can you all stop using weird sex terms I don't know and therefore have to google.

BadTasteFlump · 13/06/2018 16:55

And yes munting is also a thing (just had to check for some reason - closely related to munging so best not google imo...

melonscoffer · 13/06/2018 16:56

munging
No one has done this, surely it is not true.
For one thing, there's all that digging to get through.
CCTV at the graveyard?

Gottokondo · 13/06/2018 17:11

Whyyyyyy did I google that! I just stopped throwing up from googling the dragon butter.

I'm going to have nightmares tonight, right? I'm so vanilla.

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