To buy nephew a present to piss off SIL

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BIL and SIL have done something to royally piss us off today, have spent the whole day fuming. Basically they are selfish £@&@'s.
Anyway it's our nephews birthday next week and we love him and want to get him a nice present (he's 5), what's the most annoying thing we can buy him that he will love and they will hate?!

A drum kit, or a little electric guitar.

My great aunt bought my mother a drum when she was little. In revenge, my grandma bought her nephew a trumpet.

A bumper set of Sharpies and a kilo of rainbow glitter. Enjoy.

Definitely a drum kit

Make sure to put lots of glitter and confetti inside the card and wrapping paper

Kinetic sand

Super soakers! Or silly string

Glitter! It gets everywhere, they'll be vacuuming it up for months. And a loud toy of some sort with a battery or two.

Anything from toot toot!! Those little cars go off for fucking hours .

Or anything that sings the peppa pig theme tune. Someone bought my DD a car that sang as she wheeled it round .

A recorder

A Star Wars lightsaber - one of the connecting ones with a wheel type thing that spins round. I can't remember the name but they are lethal!

I once bought my niece a large floor piano. It took up the majority of their sitting room floor so you couldn't avoid it if you went into the room, meaning it blared constantly .

Definitely loose glitter - it gets everywhere but kids love it.

Or a sand pit with sand - for the garden but always gets walked through the house!

Or a hamster....

Play-dough icecream factory. It's evil

Make your own slime kit

Ant farm!

A nerf gun

Any messy play

Anything electronic that has a repetitive tune or catchphrase

Drum kit is too obvious.
How about a pot of ink? (With pens, to “teach him to write”) and encourage him to open the pot in any carpeted room...

I think the joke would be on you if you were my relative and you did that to spite me I would just donate to charity and then laugh at you for wasting your money. You should buy your nephew a gift because you think he will love it not to spite his parents.

Moonsand. With glitter in it.
Accidentally buy whiteboard drywipe pens instead of normal colouring pens - they're right bastards to get out of clothing (Impossible, really)
Anything made up of 100s of tiny bits - Lego with lots of fiddly bits is a good one.
And something battery operated that is very touch sensitive.

I think the drumkit and large noisy toys are a bit too obvious and might end up being regifted, yes.

If you love him, buy him something he’ll like.

Don’t make a five year old a pawn in childish adult spite.

Stickers. One of those great big 1000+ sticker packs.

Modelling kits that come with a bag of plaster of paris, it goes everywhere.

Oh yes, definitely kinetic sand. And a kazoo. Or a ukulele.

Ooh- and glittery slime!