Stupid questions

[lizzlebizzle33]

What stupid questions does your DH ask you? So far today, upon being asked to go and pay our rent he asks how much it is!? ( we have lived here for 3 years) and then asks me what his PIN number is. Mine he knows but not his own 🙈🙈

on going away "why are we always waiting for you" hmm yeh might be because ive done all the fucking packing,cleaning getting everything and everyone ready to go and uve wat.showered got breakie and sat yourself in the car!

Mine has a serious hearing problem and yet thinks nothing of asking me questions from other parts of the house. In the early days I used to shout my answers. Now I just ignore him. He also has a habit of presuming I've moved something if he can't find it. Example: I do not garden. OH "Where are my shears?", ME, "dunno". I've said it enough times that he quickly realises his assumption now and moves on, but he's still at the stage of making the initial assumption, which I presume goes along the lines of "ah, I can't find this thing, can't be me, I'm pretty damn near perfect (reader, he is), I bet it's her, that other one I live with, I bet SHE moved it".

'Where are my glasses?' Well, of course they are where you put them down last. Nobody except you knows that! But he is lovely, does lots of things for me. I am his official glasses finder :-)

Ugh! Mine always goes on about something.
He will ALWAYS ask me “where is x?”
My reply “I don’t know”
“But where is it? It was in y location last time.”
“I don’t know. Why don’t you try looking in y location”
“But where is it?”
“I DONT fucking know. And I am NOT your fucking personal database of where everything is.”
“Yes but where...”
“No I don’t know means I DONT BLOODY KNOW or care.”
Then I ignore him.

H will stick his head in the fridge, produce something in front of me and ask me If these are still in date.

it drives me mental every.single.time! you know how they say its the little things that will tip you over the edge. well this is his but if id kill him for it well have to see - it would be that or always using the water in thereon and leaving it empty for me to fill up.

I've noticed my DSes aged 4 and 6 already starting to do the "mummyyyyyyy where is my..." before looking. I'm trying to train them saying "have you LOOKED??" each time. But they are already making the assumption that I have moved their things, even though DH is far more likely to have tidied than I have and they see him doing 99% of the tidying as well. It's infuriating.