Why no hedgehogs at the royal wedding?

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Where were the hedgehogs? They're interwoven into British culture, does Meghan have a probelm with them, and why?

I'm sure I saw a porcupine

And if there were hedgehogs there then they weren't the right sort of hedgehogs.

They are never invited because they are pricks

It's an absolute fucking disgrace. Didn't see a chihuahua either but I bet there's corgis at the reception.

Porcupines are American rodents, not British hedgehogs. Where were the type of hedgehogs who run the corner shop?

You may laugh but I actually thought I saw a hedgehog crossing the road as the minor royals arrived.

I was there (In spirit)

I thought it was a chicken crossing the road........

I saw one but he wasnt doing that rolling in a ball thing so it doesnt count

Where were the Wombles?! That's what I want to know

Haha

Meghan had a hedgehog embroidered on her veil.

There weren't any red squirrels either. Pure disgrace.

Doesn't matter anyway as they'll be divorced by noon anyway. If not noon then by the tome that disgraceful preacher stops miserably moaning about love.

Burn the hats and decimate the crowds!!!!

Its totally outrageous-think they couldn't shut up shop for the day. It's s prickly subject for sure .They would have had a ball.
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I said anyway twice in one sentence.

Meghan had a hedgehog embroidered on her veil so it's cultural appropriation, even worse! My doctor, lawyer and bus driver are all hedgehogs, why weren't any there at the wedding?

They're busy reading about it in that book "why did they do that? "

I did see a peacock, but not a hedgehog, maybe they carry disease.

They were too busy sighing this petition

www.change.org/p/network-rail-stop-network-rail-chopping-down-millions-of-trees

If this goes ahead they are toast, so they are all busy signing.

No badgers either. This stinks! I'm calling the police.

You can't hug them (easily) so there was no photo opportunity...

I think it’s because hedgehogs really struggle with hats. They get them all stuck in their spikes, poor things.

I didn’t see any horse poo. Where was the horse poo and why wasn’t it invited?

Signed that, doughnuts