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Why no hedgehogs at the royal wedding?

37 replies

PhilomenaCunks · 19/05/2018 15:32

Where were the hedgehogs? They're interwoven into British culture, does Meghan have a probelm with them, and why?

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RJnomore1 · 19/05/2018 15:33

I'm sure I saw a porcupine

BrightYellowDaffodil · 19/05/2018 15:33

And if there were hedgehogs there then they weren't the right sort of hedgehogs.

AlonsoTigerHeart · 19/05/2018 15:33

They are never invited because they are pricks

ByeMF · 19/05/2018 15:33

It's an absolute fucking disgrace. Didn't see a chihuahua either but I bet there's corgis at the reception.

PhilomenaCunks · 19/05/2018 15:34

Porcupines are American rodents, not British hedgehogs. Where were the type of hedgehogs who run the corner shop?

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UrsulaPandress · 19/05/2018 15:35

You may laugh but I actually thought I saw a hedgehog crossing the road as the minor royals arrived.

IlPorcupinoNilSodomyEst · 19/05/2018 15:35

I was there (In spirit)

EspressoButler · 19/05/2018 15:35

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Moussemoose · 19/05/2018 15:36

I thought it was a chicken crossing the road........

SayImADreamer · 19/05/2018 15:37

I saw one but he wasnt doing that rolling in a ball thing so it doesnt count

ncdincasethisthreadflops · 19/05/2018 15:37

Where were the Wombles?! That's what I want to know

Jokat · 19/05/2018 15:37

Haha Grin

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 19/05/2018 15:37

Meghan had a hedgehog embroidered on her veil.

StripySocksAndDocs · 19/05/2018 15:38

There weren't any red squirrels either. Pure disgrace.

Doesn't matter anyway as they'll be divorced by noon anyway. If not noon then by the tome that disgraceful preacher stops miserably moaning about love.

Burn the hats and decimate the crowds!!!!

Iftheshoefits · 19/05/2018 15:39

Its totally outrageous-think they couldn't shut up shop for the day. It's s prickly subject for sure .They would have had a ball.
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StripySocksAndDocs · 19/05/2018 15:40

I said anyway twice in one sentence.

PhilomenaCunks · 19/05/2018 15:40

Meghan had a hedgehog embroidered on her veil so it's cultural appropriation, even worse! My doctor, lawyer and bus driver are all hedgehogs, why weren't any there at the wedding?

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Iftheshoefits · 19/05/2018 15:41

They're busy reading about it in that book "why did they do that? "

gillybeanz · 19/05/2018 15:42

I did see a peacock, but not a hedgehog, maybe they carry disease.

doughnutsare4ever · 19/05/2018 15:48

They were too busy sighing this petition

www.change.org/p/network-rail-stop-network-rail-chopping-down-millions-of-trees

If this goes ahead they are toast, so they are all busy signing.

AsAProfessionalFekko · 19/05/2018 15:49

No badgers either. This stinks! I'm calling the police.

Nikephorus · 19/05/2018 15:50

You can't hug them (easily) so there was no photo opportunity...

BabloHoney · 19/05/2018 15:51

I think it’s because hedgehogs really struggle with hats. They get them all stuck in their spikes, poor things.

AgathaRaisonDetra · 19/05/2018 15:52

I didn’t see any horse poo. Where was the horse poo and why wasn’t it invited?

SneakyGremlins · 19/05/2018 15:53

Signed that, doughnuts

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