Things your neighbours do that annoy you

[Moominfan]

Such as playing happy hardcore in their garden at 10 in the morning.

All my neighbours are absolutely lovely. They are quiet, respectful, make no noise at antisocial hours, park considerately, take in parcels, have well behaved dogs, no bonfires, parties, young children. I think I am probably the horrible neighbour - my 2 dogs go ballistic the minute my car pulls up outside the house (fortunately it's only for the 30 seconds it takes me to get to the door and shout SHUT UP). I also occasionally burn garden rubbish in my incinerator (but not when I can see washing out).

And that's about as anti-social as it gets on my street. I am very very very very lucky!

I only have neighbours on one side that are 'attached' to my house. They're lovely, and we're encouraging them to buy the house :D I do like them and their kids are hilarious.

The other side of me, technically my 'neighbour' but we're separated by a footpath, is an alcoholic. He regularly has visitors, who sit and drink allll day and allll night, making racket, picking fights, singing into all hours, shouts abuse at our kids for playing outside! When he's not home and his cronies aren't there, it's a beautiful street
-except when my neighbours and us decide we're having a garden party in the middle of the week and sit out drinking in the sunshine until it's too cold/dark to sit out then we become the hated ones-

Clearly a strike out fail! whoops

One side are lovely.
Other side are odd/ blow hot and cold.

I have mother of the year on one side who has no speaking voice so only screeches at her children. On the other the street parking monitor who has the cheek to ask if I had a problem with him when I park our one car outside his house - er yes you have three cars and one of them is outside my house. Wouldn't mind but I had a bootful of shopping