To ask if your family heard you'd been arrested- what would they assume you'd done?

[Midge1978]

Light hearted thread obv!

Trespassing or generally being somewhere I shouldn't be. I've always been an explorer and often end up places I shouldn't be.

Failing that, assault as I have an unpredictable temper unfortunately

Criminal damage to cars driving on the pavement.

I think they’d be too gobsmacked even to speculate. I am dull.

I asked DF and they did not say 'moider', they laughed at me
They said was 'you get all hand wringy when you buy things on ebay and think they are fake'.

Attaching someone for dropping litter or road rage
Slightly concerned at the number of would-be murderers but some i would let go!

Protesting or activism of some kind

They would think I had mouthed off at a copper when really I should have just shut up! I have form for that.

Assault or worse to someone who had harmed my children.

Hitwoman

My list is long

Forgetting to pay for my petrol, like Rolling.

Finally losing it with all the backstabbing twats at work and killing at least 3 of them (in my defence it would be doing the world a favour)

Arson.

Arson about

Drunk and disorderly most likely. I'm a bit too rock & roll on occasion.