I sat on someone's poo at work part two......puke on my arm now

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I cannot believe some people idea of cleanliness.I mentioned the poo last time and got laughed at.Nothing happened.
This week I worked 13 hours in the heatwave.Popped to the loo....went to pick up toilet roll from the floor and felt something camp touch my arm.It was Picalilli coloured vomit.!
Upon further inspection there was more down the be k of the loo.I work with men.One young one even commented he had seen it.I'm so grossed out and suspect it may be my manger.
It is making me angry that the loo is always filthy.:(

went to pick up toilet roll from the floor and felt something camp touch my arm

I didn't see the last thread (shame 😁) but it all sounds extremely gross....yuck!

WTF??

Erm, you what now?

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Damp not camp sorry :)

Still it is bloody from !!

and I am not envying you, there is no boak emotion.

That is disgusting!

It isn't acceptable. Under UK law toilets must be provided and the state that you are describing in a H&S issue. The Workplace (Health, Safety and Welfare) Regulations 1992 covers it.

Thank you very much.I'm trying not to be to girly.Also I'm up for a pay review this month.I shall use customer toilets for the time being.It is still there six days later!.I cleaned the last lot.

Just read this law.Very useful info.

Can you link to the first thread? My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!

My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!

Jesus Christ? Very glad I decided to stop off at Tesco on the way home instead! Wtaf?!

I nearly sat on poo last weekend, to be fair, I was staying in a massive house with almost 20 family members, including very young kids.

I am delighted about one aspect of my new job: single sex toilets! I have found sharing with blokes to be horribly unpleasant.

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Omg that.is.GRIM.No idea how to share links and I wonder if it was vomit before.Brown and warm.:(

My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!
I was reading this in the bathroom and started laughing so hard I was sobbing with tears streaming down my face and DP burst into the bathroom because he thought something awful was happening

That’s incredibly grim. Just awful.

Also, WTAF to shaking a poo out in Asda. Were they trying to be nonchalant and pretend it hadn’t but happened, or what? On a practical note, why didn’t it staying in their pants. Good god.

Where do you work?! Sounds grim.

Saying that though my husband worked at an investment bank and they had a phantom shitter who liked to leave it on the floor.

This is soooo funny

My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!

I’m crying laughing at this 😂

My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!

I’ve also seen a person shake a poo out of their trouser leg. Not in Asda though.

DH works in asda and the poo shaker kicked the poo (3 large solid ones) under the trolley of the staff member picking home shopping! There were no cleaners so the person who is the first aider was called to clean it up

@GreedyVegan my husband has seen this several times. It's normally someone mentally not quite right or elderley with fecal incontinence. Though one guy was a poop fetishist apparently and got off on pinching his own loaves on the bread aisle 🤢

He used to work in management for an international small chain convinience store, normally in outer city locations, so saw just about everything every special little village had to offer.

Why on earth is "My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!" funny? How is that anything but revolting and disgusting? It's very far from my idea of a joke.