I sat on someone's poo at work part two......puke on my arm now

[whatisforteamum]

I cannot believe some people idea of cleanliness.I mentioned the poo last time and got laughed at.Nothing happened.
This week I worked 13 hours in the heatwave.Popped to the loo....went to pick up toilet roll from the floor and felt something camp touch my arm.It was Picalilli coloured vomit.!
Upon further inspection there was more down the be k of the loo.I work with men.One young one even commented he had seen it.I'm so grossed out and suspect it may be my manger.
It is making me angry that the loo is always filthy.:(

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Was this an old person? Did they seem, you know, all there??

Also @greedyvegan why didn't they accost the 'shitter in aisle 3' (I've renamed him!)

I laughed and laughed at the asda poo story!

Insomniac - it can be both surely?

He said everyone was too shocked to say anything because the shitter in aisle 3 just carried on shopping! He apparently held his
trouser leg wide and jiggled it free.

Yeah im not finding the poo in asda funny at all 🤢

I felt quite sick when I was told, especially felt bad for the poor guy who had to clean it up just because he was first aid trained

The leg jiggle means it's a regular habit. Grim.

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Am sniggering like a nine year old schoolboy at the poo shaking in Asda tale! Classic - don't anybody tell my mum though 😬

WTAF at poo shaker in Asda

This is exactly why I never go to ASDA

Where on earth do you work OP?

I too am sobbing with mirth at the “Asda poo shaker”

Hospitality in which hygiene is paramount.I ran home for a bath Tbh in my lunch hour.I
Oh I thought the Asda guy was a colleague!.People can have accepted dents.I just wish they cleaned them up.we be never had the loo cleaned.we

I'm first aid trained and there's no way I would be clearing that up!

I think I’m gonna die of disgust now 😳

I used to work front of house in a large city theatre.
After the show we would go through the auditorium checking for lost property etc.

One day there was a turd. A full human turd.
We looked to see who was sat in that seat. It was the reviewer from the local paper!

Was the reviewer quite camp?

You'd not see this in "overheard in Waitrose". Perhaps we need a "seen in Asda"?

So weird.All three stories are men though.Do some men have no shame.I will be speaking to my manager about the constant state of the one lol we have and how it hasn't been cleaned in 9 months apart from by me.

I was restraining a dog at work and it shit itself - wagged it's tail and splashed shit on my nose. I couldn't let go so had to wait until someone was able to wipe it off for me

My husband saw someone shake a poo out of their trousers in asda today!

Made me laugh so much I startled the dog! You never see that sort of thing in Waitrose.

I'm curious though. Had the person just released said poo (and they can't have been wearing pants if it got all the way down their trousers) or had it been lurking there for some time?

OP What has happened here? Am I right in thinking that before you touched someone else's vomit, you sat in a poo?