DH can be a bit "woo" and likes to give DS (22 months) his version of "sensory" experiences sometimes (normally involving digging in the ground with bare hands, oooooh let's throw leaves in the air, let's see how far we can splash the water etc) mainly harmless but sometimes ill though out.
He surpassed himself at 6 o'clock this evening though with a "lets do different smells" game. It started with the spice rack and progressed to giving DS a teaspoon of ground coffee to sniff (not Maxwell House, cafetiere strong French roast stuff). DS basically stuffed it in his mouth without so much as a shudder. He actually said - "More coffee?" afterwards.
Its now almost 2 hours post bedtime, there is basically toddler stream of consciousness coming from DS's upstairs in his cot. We are on repetition fuck knows of Old MacDonald and I don't know how many times I've heard "bouncy, bouncy, BOUNCY!!!!!" coming from upstairs.
I'm lucky in that he is not crying, on the contrary he is full of fucking happiness at the moment.
My husband has to work from home this evening so it's just me and a small child on his first experience of caffeine. AIBU think that my DH is a massive fucking TWAT?