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AIBU to be fuming about period "joke"

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Polkadot1974 · 01/05/2018 18:43

I’m likely answering this myself by admitting I’m feeling intolerant today
DH not listening to me is particularly annoying today. He’s just wandered in with jam sandwich, no plate, spilling crumbs (always tells kids off for this) then when I mention his inconsistency he wobbled hiis belly at me (meaning my belly is fat) and said “it’s a jam sandwich. How ironic”
Jam being a delightful reference to periods.
I’m ok to eat chocolate and rage inwardly right? Won’t be making his tea now

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InSpaceNooneCanHearYouScream · 01/05/2018 20:41

Oh hang on- have you got your period at the moment so he was having a dig about you being grumpy etc? That might make sense but how is that connected to the belly thing

Aprilmightbemynewname · 01/05/2018 20:43

Lick the end of a banana seductively at him.
And then bite the end off.

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