Weirdest colleague comment ever (slightly NSFW possibly!)

[MyotherUsernameisaPun]

Bear with me here because I'm baffled and hiding in the loo to type this

My colleague has just mentioned her fears that her daughter (not sure her exact age but early to mid teens I think) will have a skewed idea of how big penises are because colleague's DH is 'hung like a horse' and may have given her the wrong impression.

Cue long pause and me being very and then another colleague asks how the daughter would even know and colleague airily says 'oh just from when he wanders around after the bath'.

Am I just a massive prude or is this weird?! Nudity wasn't at all a taboo thing in my household growing up but my dad certainly wasn't strolling around in the buff after a bath with his bits hanging out! I would have died of mortification as a teenager if he had

There are some odd assertions on this thread!

Penises certainly do not all look much the same size when flaccid. It's supposed to be the other way around - that they tend to be the same size when erect - but that's not particularly true either.

And a penis can be 'too big'; the vagina can expand to take a lot of girth and quite a bit of length, yes, but a very long penis can be problematic. The baby comparison is funny but erroneous - the baby is descending through an open cervix, not sitting entirely in your vagina!

Yes I know mr “big wanger” would say that etc., but what was convincing about it was that he seemed pretty miserable about it. He hadn’t been able to keep a girlfriend because of it so he wasn’t being smug.

@Cagliostro 😂😂 it came up because another colleague was telling us that her nursery has told her that her DD had announced to her playmates that her daddy had a willy (she apparently just learned the word) and the conversation evolved from there (but not the point where my colleagues comment seemed reasonable!)

Dying laughing at a vulva called Margaret 😂 And cringing because that's my MILs name...

‘Mind you, my mum is also the woman who used the word Margaret for a vulva’

This is amazing

‘And cringing because that's my MILs name...’

Perfect!

the conversation evolved from there (but not the point where my colleagues comment seemed reasonable!)
TBF I don’t think there’s any circumstance where it could actually seem reasonable! Euwwww.

@ilkboo
You’ve not met my husband then! giggity

@SeasonalVag

This has just reminded me of the time that DS asked me 'But have you SEEN Daddy's willy, Mummy? It's massive, Honestly, it's HUGE.'
Me: Mmm, yes, ooh look we can cross the road now, the lights have changed.
DS: But have you actually SEEN his willy mum?
Me: um.... a few times...

ExPs willy was not in any way massive or huge. Unless you are 4 years old.

My kids are 9 & 10 (boy and girl) and we all still see each other naked. It's not like we are sitting around naked but if we need something in another room we will walk and get it even if we have nothing on.

I do think it weird she has thought the effect her husbands penis will have on her daughter mind.

It sounds as though they've got a thing for stepping on other people's boundaries and unfortunately that extends to their child.

Definitely a stealth brag that back fired. She's probs it lying awake atm with a knot in her stomach.

On a different note I just googled The Game - that thing could take an eye out.

I have a friend whose parents were naturists (in fact they still are, they have a really long drive in their rural home and it's always wise to give a good few beeps when you turn in so they have time to get their clothes on if they're in the buff) but bless her she was far too mortified to ever bring friends round. She was well acquainted with every aspect of their bodies though by the time she left for Uni. They're a normal family otherwise, but it's still very weird indeed!

To the PP who said any vagina can take any penis and babies get pushed out — yes, but it’s not enjoyable, is it, giving birth? A large penis is excruciatingly painful for me. I’ve been with a couple of well hung men and it was awful, I was delighted when my next boyfriend had a smaller penis as sex was much more pleasurable. Vaginas do vary.

Her and her partner probably have a thing where she tries to mention his penis to other people and then they talk about it when they have sex. I bet they don't even have a daughter. It's just a big cock fantasy thing.

Can't believe someone compared sexual intercourse to giving birth . If a man had an appendage the size of an 8lb baby, he'd be the subject of a Channel 5 freakshow documentary entitled "My Baby Sized Penis", and certainly not bonking some enthusiastic woman every night.

I had a short term relationship with an overly well-endowed man years ago. My overriding memory is soreness and cystitis!

Just google imaged The Game. Goodness me. At least it matches his body type- has anyone seen the naked picture of Dappy?

And I'm going to call my fanny Margaret Twatcher from now on.

She can simply explain to her DD that some men are growers and some are showers

It was a joke

Its weird that you think its weird.

I'm glad that I have never worked with a colleague who wanted to tell me ANYTHING about their partner's genitals

Yeah...weird and wanting to boast about her husband’s penis.

My dad wasn’t shy about being naked, and probably like most teens it was mortifying to me.

Can’t say I’ve ever even thought about my dad’s dick past the instance I saw it and to suggest otherwise is strange.

Just googled the game... I think Dappy is bigger

Anyway what a weird woman! But my dad used to.make inappropriate remarks about penis size... one of my adult friends walked in on him and he joked for ages that she must have thought "what a big boy" he was... he has no social filter at all! boak!