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Weirdest colleague comment ever (slightly NSFW possibly!)

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MyotherUsernameisaPun · 26/04/2018 17:00

Bear with me here because I'm baffled and hiding in the loo to type this Grin

My colleague has just mentioned her fears that her daughter (not sure her exact age but early to mid teens I think) will have a skewed idea of how big penises are because colleague's DH is 'hung like a horse' and may have given her the wrong impression.

Cue long pause and me being very Hmm Hmm Hmm and then another colleague asks how the daughter would even know and colleague airily says 'oh just from when he wanders around after the bath'.

Am I just a massive prude or is this weird?! Nudity wasn't at all a taboo thing in my household growing up but my dad certainly wasn't strolling around in the buff after a bath with his bits hanging out! I would have died of mortification as a teenager if he had Blush

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GabsAlot · 26/04/2018 17:39

the nude thing isnt weird but saying her daughter will have the wrong impression about penises is

Shinycat · 26/04/2018 17:41

What an odd comment! Confused

The colleague sounds like a weirdo!

And yeah I agree she is 'stealth-bragging.' It's like when men say they couldn't 'enter' their girlfriend, as she 'couldn't take him.' Any woman can take any man's penis in their vagina. If it wouldn't 'go in,' its probably because he hasn't made her sufficiently aroused. Wink

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MyotherUsernameisaPun · 26/04/2018 17:42

@Aprilmightbemynewname that made me laugh Grin

Think the stealth boast consensus is probably right - still a very odd comment though! Her poor DD would probably die of embarrassment if she heard

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Happyandshiney · 26/04/2018 17:44

Well the conversation is weird, why on earth would you raise this with your colleagues Hmm but the seeing parents naked isn’t in the least weird.

Why do you need to give her the “benefit of the doubt”?

I have a son and a daughter. All of us, including DH and I regularly see each other naked. Neither of my kids would think there’s anything the least bit strange or embarrassing about seeing your parents or sibling naked.

flubdub · 26/04/2018 17:46

This is just brilliant.
Stealth boasting Grin

TatianaLarina · 26/04/2018 17:47

An adult friend of mine had a dad with an enormous schlong. As a result he thought his was small. It wasn’t until he was really quite old he realised he was actually quite well-endowed it’s just that his dad’s was enormous. 😆

SinkGirl · 26/04/2018 17:55

When my sister was about three, she apparently walked in on my dad in the bathroom, came flying out in tears screaming “DADDY’S GOT SOMETHING GROWING OUT OF HIS BOTTOM”

Mind you, my mum is also the woman who used the word Margaret for a vulva, so not the most enlightened household.

She was clearly bragging... although penises (penii?!) are definitely not all the same size flaccid!

TatianaLarina · 26/04/2018 17:58

😆@ SinkGirl

QueenDandelion · 26/04/2018 18:04

Any woman can take any man's penis in their vagina

I don't think that's true, there is such a thing as too big. I read some woman's mag interview with a very well endowed man once, he often had women not liking it much/not wanting to even go there apparently.

The poor girl will probably be relieved when she sees a normal one! (If it's even true)

DemoKritic · 26/04/2018 18:37

Surely no one keeps in mind the size of their Dads penis and then compares it to their lovers? Shock her dad's bits will be the last thing on her mind, stupid woman.

iklboo · 26/04/2018 18:38

Babies get pushed out of vaginas. I've never seen a penis the size of an 8lb baby.

Of course the man said that women said he was too bigWink

Smeddum · 26/04/2018 18:40

Babies get pushed out of vaginas. I've never seen a penis the size of an 8lb baby

My children are asking why I snorted laughing Grin

Smeddum · 26/04/2018 18:41

Surely no one keeps in mind the size of their Dads penis and then compares it to their lovers?

Oh god that’s awful.

halfwitpicker · 26/04/2018 18:45

Its a bit weird.

Bit like the colleague who mentioned casually over lunch 'Oh, DH asked me to wank him off this morning but I said no'

WTAF.

halfwitpicker · 26/04/2018 18:45

Babies get pushed out of vaginas. I've never seen a penis the size of an 8lb baby

^^

Did you not see the thread the other week with the pics of bulges? Some dude called 'The Game'? Eyewatering.

Lethaldrizzle · 26/04/2018 18:46

As my dds get older I definitely prefer my dh doesn't wang his todger around any more. Just put it away.

halfwitpicker · 26/04/2018 18:46

Mind you, my mum is also the woman who used the word Margaret for a vulva,

^^

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ShinyMe · 26/04/2018 18:47

When I was about 15 or so I remember our next door neighbour sitting in our kitchen telling my mum that her son (about 18) was huge and his girlfriend was having trouble fitting it in. My mum and I have never forgotten it and have referred to him as the stallion for the next 30 years. How on EARTH she knew and why on earth she thought we needed to know, I have no idea.

SofieMonde · 26/04/2018 19:43

@shiny lol

BlackberryandNettle · 26/04/2018 19:49

It's the conversation that was weird really, not the fact that someone walks around naked in their own home after a bath! Just her way of getting a boast into the conversation I expect

Cagliostro · 26/04/2018 19:53

How did that even come up?!

Cagliostro · 26/04/2018 19:53

The subject I mean 😬😳

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 26/04/2018 20:22

Margaret for a vulva?

Is it wrong that my first thought was Vulva Thatcher?

God that sounds wrong....

iklboo · 26/04/2018 20:28

Is it wrong that my first thought was Vulva Thatcher?

Well she was a bit of a.......

honeylulu · 26/04/2018 20:32

Babies get pushed out of vaginas. I've never seen a penis the size of an 8lb baby

To be fair, one generally does not spend hours dilating prior to sexual intercourse, nor need stitching up afterwards.