To say that my legs are whiter than yours

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Oh the joy of summer!

aornis mine are that shade but twice as wide
Fake tan doesnt make any diffetence.

Mine are the whitest.

Mine are white with freckles and so dry it’s like snow when I take my tights off. Nice.

Mine are white with the added bonus of freckles, Wee Jimmy Krankie stylee.

This thread made me laugh! I was asked last summer if I was wearing white tights!

Seen on Facebook today

all white, like the legs in that photo are just as beautiful as golden ones. please spare a thought for those of us with freckles, blotches, red knees and ankles etc etc. I can assure you it is far far worse than being a beautiful even shade of pale!

I am actually thinking of getting a new family crest made up. Does anyone know the Latin for "Always Burns, Never Tans"?

yolo my very imperfect leg bits are well hidden in the pic :)

My legs exist in three states: -
Deathlike paleness with hint of added zombie, red like a slapped lobster and rashy like I've fallen in a clump of stinging nettles.
I'm hoping parasols make a come back.

I have blue - white legs that neve change colour no matter how long I spend in the sun. I think they just don't have any melanin in them at all!

It's bizarre as the rest of me tans really easily. I look very peculiar when I've been sunbathing abroad, as if I refused to take my thick trousers off throughout

Mine are the colour of the inside of a pork pie. And the shape of a baguette. I am so blessed.

I'm good without supplements. Outside for 2 hours/day. Lot More in summer.

aornis they look very beautiful!

Mine are whiter than white but I’ve discovered an amazing fake tan!

I've just ordered some of the Sally Hansen leg spray. Hope it works!

I'm naturally as pale as a ghost, set off perfectly by the fact that my hair is black (well, dark brown, but looks black in all but the very brightest of direct light).

I actually like it, though. Don't know why, I've never been a goth. I'm that person who sunbathes in a huge T shirt over my bikini. Been thinking of getting a burkini.

I’m so pale that on a holiday to Cuba a South American family were so shocked/ amazed/ horrified by my pale skin that they asked to take a photograph

I returned from 2 weeks in Cuba exactly the colour I left. I burn so easily I have to be very careful to apply sunblock every 5 minutes.

mine are white even after two layers of fake tan AND they are covered in eczema and weird marks that I do not even know what they are!
I naively got them out the other day and went into John Lewis and caught sight of them in a mirror and it was horrific. It looked like id been attacked by a cat or something. I mention I was in John Lewis because everyone else in there looked immaculate so it was even more noticeable how much of a state my legs looked.

My nickname at school was 'Corpse Bride'

so sorry but laughing at "corpse bride"!!

The worst bit is that my knees tan, and my feet. The bit in the middle stays ghostly.

When you get chatting to someone on the last day of your 2 week holiday abroad, and they ask "So, have you just arrived?"

I don't care. I've got mine out, yesterday and today. They are incredibly white. I just don't care.

Mine are blue mottled with red...I always dreamed of having lovely white legs.

Mine tan but it takes a while, they are naturally latte brown by the last week in September.
Shorts on today (third day of legs out) still looking a whiter shade of pale even with gradual fake tan.