Overgrown Pubic Bush- AIBU to ask him to trim??

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Just musing to distract myself from endless Paw Patrol....
My ex had REALLY long pubes. About 3 inches long and I found it really unpleasant to have to wade through a huge overgrown bush. He wasn't very well endowed either so the long pubes didn't help and they'd get caught as the odd one grew quite far down his actual penis 😩 Is it unreasonable to ask a bloke to trim? He didn't care what I did with mine but they were tamed into a neat triangle at the front and shaved or waxed underneath. What's the etiquette here for future reference?

I love a beard. Makes receiving oral much more...erm...interesting.

I agree, don't like a big bush on a guy. Would never tell someone to trim it, but would say my preference if it came up

Is your ex Zohan?

Zohan claimed 'More cushion for the pushing'

The outraged responses on women's shaving threads is clearly not replicated when discussing the opposite sex. Comment on mumsnet that you like to shave off all your pubes and you get hysterical shouts of PATRIARCHY! Your husbands a pedo because you'll look like a child!

Well that's probably because she wasn't suggesting he wax himself Kenlike. Just considering a polite request for the Love Forest Leylandii to be cut back to within permitted development regulations.

If a woman posted saying her new partner said she looked like a burst mattress she'd be told to LTB

I do look a bit like a burst mattress to be fair.

I'm hairy
He's hairy.

It's like the Meeting of the Mogwai.

Fizzy your comments on threads always make me smile but properly laughing on this one!

I've done myself no favours here as now every time paw patrol is on I automatically think of those pubes I'm going to have to ban paw patrol!

Good idea.