To have found the new landmark for aging

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When you notice you're no longer checking out the hot son on a tv programme or film but the hot dad instead

What other landmarks have you reached?

True! Don't get me wrong I love Kylie but jeezo FIFTY

I'm not even 40 yet and a lot of this is wringing true I work with a lot of under 25's and I feel like an alien. Look like one too next to them

@DontDrinkDontSmoke That actually makes me feel much better :)

When new graduates starting at your place of work are old enough to be your grandchildren... and you're still in the same job when they hit 30.

The realisation that I'm not a computer whizz anymore, I used to be the person people approached for help "Noodles how do you..." was a sentence I heard at least 8 or 9 times a day.

These days it's me silently uttering every curse and swearword known to womankind plus some I made up 8 or 9 times a day because I'm too stubborn to admit I can't keep pace with the tech anymore and ask for help

Sadly I think I may need to become a manager so I can direct people's efforts rather than be someone that creates the amazing stuff.

It was quite a moment for me when I watched Back to the future and instead of fancying Marty (because Michael J Fox was my childhood pin up) I started noticnig that the doc was really quite an attractive man...

Kylie's had loads of work, good on her but anyone can look young if they throw enough money at it.

For me it's when I ask acquaintances how their once-small children are, and get updated on careers and young families. I was so sure they would still be at school...

To be fair am looking at the 20 something sons and the 50 something dads

I didn't get handed a club flyer well both me and my friend didn't on a recent night out . We are only early 30s . Gutted :(

Oh recentlt the make up woman in Debenhams didn't offer me a free sampleof foundation I guess she thought nah there is no hope

You know who I noticed has got mildly sexy recently? Captain fucking Birdseye! Tell me it's not just me!

I'm only 26 and already think half the police and doctors I see look about 12...

I knew when I rocked up to work in my Christmas party outfit and one of the many twenty year olds innocently asked me what time I was thinking of getting changed. I had to give up the ghost there and then.

When the sales assistant at TKMaxx asked if I was shopping for my grandson; I was 48, and DS was almost 5! It's all been downhill since then. I am now officially old, although not yet getting my state pension thanks to the crunch on women born in the 1950s.

I felt sad when no one at work had heard of Buddy Holly ☹

some nah he's sexy now they've changed the guy recently I think

when the pop or rock dreamboat of your teen years has a landmark birthday as in 60 or 70 and you think god hes only a few years older than me, oops im that age then you realise your getting older (im 61)

I've started watching re runs of Dynasty. Back in the 1980s when I was in my 20s i thought Blake Carrington was an old fart. Now I'm looking at him with dirty thoughts.
Yep I'm middle aged.

Grey hairs on your head......plus collars & cuffs!!!! 😩

clumsyduck thank fuck for that!

I was always into much older men so I don't notice anything different there.
My brother joined the police at 19 though so I felt old in my early twenties

some just had a quick google he's 56 and has caused quite a stir so not just us !

I was going over the list of things I anted the vet to check, when my wee dog was under sedation.

Hair cut, number 1
Ears cleaned and treated for earmites
Eyes checked (they are bulbous and I wanted the pressure checked)
Teeth checked and cleaned
Anal glands checked and dealt with, if needed
CUDDLY TOY!

She looked blank.

Even the vet laughed.

And also Italian 😍

For a man it's when they start humming tuneless tunes or rat pack hits whilst jingling small change in the trouser pockets.