God, I hate flip flops. Hate the feeling of that bit of plastic between my toes and hate the shlupping sound they make as people shlup by in them.
And I have an absolute and total aversion to men in flip flops. They may be just about tolerable on tanned surfer dudes but in the past couple of years all the pasty trottered men have started sporting them too. And I don't like it. I saw a guy today (in freezing cold Glasgow) shlup shlupping around Waitrose in tracksuit bottoms and flip flops. I got the feeling he thought he was being Californian cool. He wasn't.