AIBU?
I'm on a diet, DH has just opened his EASTER EGG and left it in front of me (and says I should be able to control myself)
whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:17
First of all, what kind of freak still has an UNOPENED EASTER EGG IN MAY?????
DH has finally opened his after much nagging about leaving it on the stairs in its big box.
So he opens it, breaks the egg and leaves 90% of it lying there, all sodding afternoon in front of me. He offered me a bit three times, three times I said no. Then he wanders off and LEAVES IT THERE.
I'm looking at it right now.
I've lost seven pounds so far of the 30 odd I want to lose and he knows bloody well how hard I'm working to fit in exercise and good food etc. I haven't had any chocolate for ten sodding days as well!
I think he's a twunk. Anyone going to disagree with me?
whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:26
Kathy - there is little heat coming from that general area - mores the pity!
I have a special cupboard too - it's called the salad crisper in the fridge. DH thinks a healthy diet consists of meat, potatos, crisps, bread and chocolate (washed down with lashings of red wine which is apparently a 'fruit' based drink which represents his five a day)!
Luckily I'm the one doing the cooking for our child!
KathyMCMLXXII · 11/05/2007 21:30
LOL @ your special cupboard.
My dh is away tonight and I've just had spaghetti carbonara with no vegetables because normally we have around 5 or 6.
Just as well there is no heat in your dh's pants if that's where he keeps his chocolate - you don't want it melting.
whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:48
Pelvicfloornomore - were you entranced by:
(1) my suggestion of maggot infested chocolate
(2) the idea of my husband taking a long time to squeeze out a poo
or
(3) the idea that he kept it in his pants before eating it?
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