I'm on a diet, DH has just opened his EASTER EGG and left it in front of me (and says I should be able to control myself)

[whomovedmychocolate]

First of all, what kind of freak still has an UNOPENED EASTER EGG IN MAY?????
DH has finally opened his after much nagging about leaving it on the stairs in its big box.
So he opens it, breaks the egg and leaves 90% of it lying there, all sodding afternoon in front of me. He offered me a bit three times, three times I said no. Then he wanders off and LEAVES IT THERE.
I'm looking at it right now.
I've lost seven pounds so far of the 30 odd I want to lose and he knows bloody well how hard I'm working to fit in exercise and good food etc. I haven't had any chocolate for ten sodding days as well!
I think he's a twunk. Anyone going to disagree with me?

[Beauregard]

My eyes are even the colour of shit

[whomovedmychocolate]

Actually I'm now feeling a bit sick, I'm going to bed.

[whomovedmychocolate]

Not because of you pelvic floor, but an ACTUAL REAL FLY has just landed on the chocolate and DH picked it up, said 'it's fine' and ate THAT VERY BIT......URRRRGGGGHH

[Beauregard]

Maybe you will dream of a giant turd chasing you ?
nighty night.

[whomovedmychocolate]

Gee thanks . I read this while eating my breakfast

[Pixiefish]

Bin it or give it to your kids to eat then te problem won'dbe there any more

[whomovedmychocolate]

He's eaten half of it now and taken the other half into his office upstairs so I don't have to look at it. Because I threatened to spray it with washing up liquid to make it less appetising if he left it there any longer.

[GiantSquirrelSpotter]

I've still got some easter eggs left.

[clutteredup]

what is it about dhs on a saturday morning???!!!