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I'm on a diet, DH has just opened his EASTER EGG and left it in front of me (and says I should be able to control myself)

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:17

First of all, what kind of freak still has an UNOPENED EASTER EGG IN MAY?????
DH has finally opened his after much nagging about leaving it on the stairs in its big box.
So he opens it, breaks the egg and leaves 90% of it lying there, all sodding afternoon in front of me. He offered me a bit three times, three times I said no. Then he wanders off and LEAVES IT THERE.
I'm looking at it right now.
I've lost seven pounds so far of the 30 odd I want to lose and he knows bloody well how hard I'm working to fit in exercise and good food etc. I haven't had any chocolate for ten sodding days as well!
I think he's a twunk. Anyone going to disagree with me?

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Beauregard · 11/05/2007 21:52

My eyes are even the colour of shit

whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:52

Actually I'm now feeling a bit sick, I'm going to bed.

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whomovedmychocolate · 11/05/2007 21:53

Not because of you pelvic floor, but an ACTUAL REAL FLY has just landed on the chocolate and DH picked it up, said 'it's fine' and ate THAT VERY BIT......URRRRGGGGHH

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Beauregard · 11/05/2007 21:54

Maybe you will dream of a giant turd chasing you ?
nighty night.

whomovedmychocolate · 12/05/2007 07:52

Gee thanks . I read this while eating my breakfast

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Pixiefish · 12/05/2007 08:20

Bin it or give it to your kids to eat then te problem won'dbe there any more

whomovedmychocolate · 12/05/2007 12:09

He's eaten half of it now and taken the other half into his office upstairs so I don't have to look at it. Because I threatened to spray it with washing up liquid to make it less appetising if he left it there any longer.

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GiantSquirrelSpotter · 12/05/2007 12:20

I've still got some easter eggs left.

clutteredup · 12/05/2007 12:21

what is it about dhs on a saturday morning???!!!

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