Husband must be too handsome for words

[AfterMyFella]

Perhaps that's an exaggeration, but even so.

DH did a visit today (out of office), and didn't update his boss that he had finished.

His boss just texted to ask if he was okay and got home safe.

DH said he did and went to go into detail about how things went (work related), and boss wasn't interested. Just wanted to make sure he got home okay and to have a lovely evening

Is this standard practise?

Well the potty shot did have a certain je ne sais qoi.

I must be thick too as I am very confused by all of this.

well it seems at least 4/5 of us have no idea what is happening, so I'm glad its not just me. I was beginning to think I was a bit special or something.

If this is real I'm cringing.

Ahh, my post was supposedly light hearted but I can see why it's been taken the wrong way and actually appears very odd indeed

This is what a screaming, teething baby does to my sanity

Gutted I missed the photo!

Never mind, OP. Babies steal your sanity!

Awww. I think that's really sweet. Why you jealous, you're the one that gets to maul him once he's home?! If she starts asking what he's wearing, then you need to really worry!!!

You’re not missing much. He looked a bit like a pug.

I think it's odd his boss told him "to have a lovely evening"

Oh I thought it was just health and safety wait till I tell all my colleagues the boss has the hots for them...especially dave who nobody ever knows where he is

Everywhere I've worked we've always had to call the manager if you go straight home from anywhere other than the office. If you don't, the manager calls you. If you don't pick up, they have to start checking when and where someone last saw you and report you missing.

"Have a lovely evening" is polite code for "this is the end of the conversation, fuck off".

I have a contact system that I use to contact all staff members who lone work and haven’t checked in as safe return when work should be finished.

But its all because they are super attractive

Oh. I’m annoyed I missed the photo. I could use a little eye candy!

With mine have a lovely evening when not responded to with ‘thank you I hope you enjoy yours’ is code for please call the police now I’m being held hostage by a perp who has followed me home

I'm not even sure what this is about, are you suggesting the fact the manager checked he got home ok means your husband is gorgeous and his boss wishes to have sex with him? Seriously?

And please don't say "my candy" it's even worse than "my flower" 🤮

Have a lovely evening" is polite code for "this is the end of the conversation, fuck off"

Yup, followed by much cursing the twat didn't check in to say he was finished and the manager had to disrupt his evening to chase. The fuck off is mentally shouted.

According to DH, the have a lovely evening wasn't at all code for 'fuck sake you didn't check in safely' because according to DH, he's never once been asked to check in safely when going home from a site visit, and he's been in property for over 15 years

How did the photo vaporize without a message deleted at posters request ?

VanillaSugar I don't understand that either.

I missed the photo!

I mean, I definitely saw the photo. Blue potty.

mydoghatesthebath

youdidntmissmuch

Op you must never post anything without a massive great lit up LIGHTHEARTED somewhere in the subject line or people will lose their shit.

Meanwhile I@m super intrigued by the potty photo and gutted I missed it .