Drunk DH pissed a little on the floor

[TheWonderfulCat]

I woke up to see/hear drunk DH piss on the laundry floor a bit then end up in the laundry sink, I am disgusted and want to leave it for him to mop up.
We dont have any dc to step in it and only the cat is inside, would I BU to leave it for him?
Hes never done this before!

I can’t imagine he’ll be too bothered by wiping up a bit of piss. Why all the angst?

That needs cleaning up or it’ll stink.

I would clean it up, make sure he’s ok (sleeping position, puke bucket, water etc) but I would lay it out straight for him in the morning.

I don't get the 'we've all been there' argument. We really, really haven't.

My dad (sperm donor) used to do this. It wasn't a one off; I'm so glad my mum ditched him. Once he peed in my brother's toy box.

Omg. Do you all live under a rock with no access to alcoholic beverages. This happens. Alot. Sleep walking/pissing. It's hardly worth a fight.

Alcohol is a drug. A very strong drug. You wouldnt be slating the man if OP came on and said he'd needed a sleeping tablet and that happened.

I've never been there and thankfully neither has my dp! I'd be raging in the morning, op.

It’s only on mumsnet that I hear of men pissing in sinks and cupboards

With it being an anonymous forum! Your friend will not admit her DH pissed on the carpet on the way to the toilet, or she pissed her knickers in her rush to get to the loo.......

It all happens in real life, the things mentioned here, maybe not in your life, right here, right now, but maybe sometime in the future to you, your nearest and dearest.

Omg, 8salt. Are you saying this is acceptable?! Because it fucking isn't.

I don’t get it either, pointy. DH has his faults but pissing all over the house like an incontinent Labrador isn’t one of them.

Bloody hell. Recovery position. Honestly. He’s posed. Leave him be and see what tomorrow brings. Most people accidentally overindulge- ignore the MN puritans, they don’t know real lives

It may happen a lot on your life 8salt but I suspect you are a minority.

I am in my fifties and have never experienced this, or heard of anyone in RL experiencing it. And my friends and I all drink, as do our DH/DPs.

It's fucking disgusting, please don't normalise it.

Maybe my friends and I are some of the few but DH has peed in unusual places when pissed, as have most friends OHs. It’s not a regular occurrence... DH once in the 7 years we have been together. I woke up to him watering the curtains! He thought he’d made it to the bathroom.
Tbh, we laughed about it. Not pleasant but he was so mortified he won’t be getting that plastered for a while.
I think I’d clean it up OP but I’d be ripping it out of him for a good few days!

Bloody hell what?hes intoxicated it’s sensible to put him in recovery position
I’d advise anyone to do this. It’s easy to do and preventative.cant see why it’s causing ire

Hmm

It's not really a big deal and we've all been there

Yes it is and no we haven't, it's fucking disgusting. I pity anyone who thinks otherwise

Sprinkles - I am delighted not to know ‘real lives’ if it means grown adults pissing all over the house. I wasn’t aware it was a badge of honour to have a partner who urinates on the furniture.

TheWonderfulCat, bless ya, you're a keeper.

And you now have one 'i've wee'd my pants please clear it up and look after me' pass. Which will probably come in handy in old age

I think they mean Jeremy Kyle "real lives" armi

Who thinks it’s a badge of honour?

I piss myself when I go on a trampoline, do I deserve to choke? at least he tried to do it somewhere? I’d just clean it up and give him a bollocking in the morning. Then probably tell everyone to embarrass him

My ex was a very heavy drinker. Always made it in to the toilet.

Random pissing is in no way 'usual'.

You clearly do, Sprinkles. Maybe you struggle with inference, but your point implies authentic individuals(a contentious and interesting notion in itself) regularly find their houses sopping with urine.

I piss myself when I go on a trampoline, do I deserve to choke?

Erm.....surely you can see that this is a completely different situation?!

butterybean "It's not really a big deal and we've all been there."

Why on earth is your view of normal life so twisted that you think this behaviour is so normal that we've all been there? No we haven't! I have reached the ripe old age of 64 without ever witnessing it.

Omg the sheer drama and PO faced replies on here are hilarious! Someone who continually gets shit faced and incontinent is not to be tolerated but the occasional tiddle if someone has got uncharacteristically drunk is nothing to excuse the pun piss hour pants about.
Funny how so many people have been defending Ant McPartlin for potentially injuring someone when over the limit yet a cheeky tiddle on the floor is a hanging offence! Only on MM.,,,