To be inwardly screaming.......

[LuxembergerQueen92]

A woman in my office who often refers to her phone as her moby has just gone to a meeting with her "lappy" (laptop) ...inwardly I am going
aaaaaarghhhhhh.........(it's been a long week).

[Mouseville65]

Today at work I referred to cancellations as ‘cans’ - I was rightly flamed by my colleagues 😳 I hate ‘amazeballs’ ‘me thinks’ ‘the hubster’ ‘Famalam’ and ‘last past’ - pick one or the other for fucks sake, there is no acceptable reason to use both in the same sentence arrgghhhh

[SimonBridges]

Fanx.

Just plain shoot her. There and then. With witnesses.
When you show the judge that post it you will be let off and given an obe.

[martinidry]

I'm ashamed to admit that I dated a guy who wouldn't quietly excuse himself to go to the washroom but would declare dramatically, "I must go north!".

He also referred to his dick as "Shakey" and spoke of it in the third person. Hearing "Shakey wants to... " in the heat of the moment was not an aphrodisiac, let me tell you.

Abbreviations, they are just too, too much. "Lippy" is awful and "tech" or "techy" are prone to send me into a rage. I recently had someone say to me that I "liked my tech", and later that theirs is "a very techy family". It was a hard struggle not to stamp on their toes.

[GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER]

Does she say 'peeps' too?
That's the one that makes me (most) murderous.

[maras2]

Afew years ago DH,normally very sensible, came home from work with some shopping which he had apparently bought from 'Sainsgurgles'
He was then in his sixties but had been mentoring 'younguns'.
Anyway, the maras deathstare soon sorted that out .