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To ask you for your driving test tales?

106 replies

CrashTestDummy18 · 16/03/2018 12:39

Driving test next week (NC as don't want anyone to know when!)

Feeling rather apprehensive as I'm old and two of my kids have already passed their tests Blush

Thought that some tales of great driving tests would really help reassure me right now! Trying to get my positive and confident head on.

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TreacsPotNoodle · 16/03/2018 19:45

I couldn't parallel park and stalled the car so I got out and had a little cryHmmGrin

I miraculously passed.

FinallyHere · 16/03/2018 19:48

Past first time, but had stalled several times during the test. Reader, Im afraid i asked him 'are you sure' when he announced I had passed.

Well, I think i could be forgiven for wondering. I had had about 12 lessons, one a week, then went away abroad for a few weeks at Christmas and came home to find a test date. My driving instructor was on holiday too, but found me another instructor with the same kind of car. I was used to driving a white car, so took the examiner to the first white car i could see. He asked was this really the right car. Looking back, i expect he had noticed that the car had no l plates up. I was too busy trying (unsuccessfully) to break in using the key. Eventually we found the car i was supposed to be using. I stalled within a few minutes of pulling away, and assumed that that meant that i had failed, so relaxed into it.

Oh, and i had had my lessons earlier in the day. Throughout the test, i could see that it was getting darker outside (January) and knew i should turn on the lights but had no.idea where the switch was. I was also unsettled by the new driving instructor asking me a few questions from the highway code on our way to the test centre. I was doing an MSc. at the time, so gave a very balanced, on the one hand it could be, on the other hand it is... He just said they are looking for short answers. It was obvious he thought i was wasting everyone's time.

To this is day, i am convinced that he passed me, because he (the instructor) was coughing a lot. He actually apologised for coughing. I was never going to complain, since i had passed.

That is why i think i passed. 1983. Just sayin'

FinallyHere · 16/03/2018 19:49

@Fattymcfaterson i see your two stalls and i raise you... more stalls than i could count 😆

MongerTruffle · 16/03/2018 19:52

My husband did his driving test around ten years ago. He had driven near-perfectly, but at the end of his test after he drove back to the test centre car park, he accidentally pressed the accelerator instead of the brake. He crashed into a brick wall.

CrashTestDummy18 · 16/03/2018 20:06

Oh my goodness, I can imagine me doing that, but at least am very familiar with the test centre car park and there's no walls I can crash into!

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champagneplanet · 16/03/2018 20:57

Stalled on my way out of the test centre, still passed as I 'dealt with the situation appropriately'.

Am rubbish at reversing round corners but did the most perfect sweeping corner you've ever seen....pure nerves, same went for reversing into a space, it was text book perfect, i've never done it like that since!

You learn to pass your test, when you've passed you learn to drive. Good luck OP Thanks

alldaysleeper · 16/03/2018 21:20

Didn't start learning until I was 47 due to long term medical condition stopping me (epilepsy). Despite being told lots of horror stories about the terrible examiners at my test centre my examiner was a lovely and very calm older chap who calmed me down and put me at ease. I missed my exit at a roundabout and he just said carry on round and stay calm. I passed much to my surprise and he said it was great to pass a safe driver.

CrashTestDummy18 · 16/03/2018 21:28

Wondering how many hours tuition you all had, and did you practice in between?

I've had 30 hrs lessons and no practice

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HerdofAntilop · 16/03/2018 22:34

First test - got stopped by the police. Failed.

SparklyLeprechaun · 16/03/2018 22:43

First time, I was shaking so much the car was shaking with me, no exaggeration. I passed, I don't know how.
Second time, different country, examiner was in a bad mood, barking instructions at me. At the end of the test he tells me to pull into a parking space in front of the assessment center, I do a nice reverse parking and he proceeds to tell me off because the test is finished and he hasn't got time for me showing off. He was an arse.

Allywill · 16/03/2018 22:44

When I was in sixth form, someone who shall remain nameless failed twice. First time he clipped on of those platforms policemen stand on directing traffic. He watched in his rear view mirror as it wobbled and wobbled and then tipped over, spilling the policeman into the road. Fail no 2 he did the test faultlessly. Then when turning back into the test centre, managed to hit the wall. He passed third time. Can’t be as bad as that!

PestFromTheWest · 16/03/2018 22:47

The first test I took in Wicklow, the car stopped at the lights beside a shoe shop and I couldn't help glancing in the window, noticed that the pair who were on the pavement looking at shoes was Daniel Day Lewis and Rebecca Miller . Not cool but I said to the examiner 'oh my God!!! It's Daniel Day Lewis and RebEKKKKA Milllllllllerrrrrrrrr!''. He drew a line through the sheet really decisively and said drive back to the test centre now. Sad

duffaho · 16/03/2018 23:01

Failed first time by almost driving into a road work hole and wasnt too enthusiatic for the 2nd try.
The tester walked very ponderously to the car - heaved himself in and sank back onto the seat. He gave feeble directions for the route and I drove in silence all the while petrified by his labourious breathing. At one point he was so quiet I really thought he had pegged it . I got back to the test centre in a complete fug with no idea of the test route I had followed . Although I passed I was only too pleased that I got the instructor back to base alive ( although obviously not at all well )

safariboot · 16/03/2018 23:11

Close to 100 hours of lessons I think, one lesson a week for about a year and no chance for any other practice though.

Compared to what I read others say they did, that seems really slow. I kind of think my instructor was pretty meh. I did get a lot of night driving done at least.

alldaysleeper · 17/03/2018 07:17

About 30 hours of lessons, never more than 1.5 hours at a time as I couldn't focus for any longer. It's also very true what pp said about learning to drive once you have passed your test.

CrashTestDummy18 · 17/03/2018 08:02

@herdofantilop (love the name!) why were you stopped? Shock

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Dunkling · 17/03/2018 08:55

Got in the car with the examiner feeling terribly ill as newly pregnant. Was so scared of throwing up in front of him I explained "If I suddenly stop the car and jump out to be sick please excuse me as I'm 8 weeks pregnant". Without missing a beat examiner says "If my phone goes and I suddenly jump out of the car and set off running please excuse me as my wife is 8 MONTHS pregnant!" Put me at such ease with him we chatted all the way round, and I passed. When he told my I grabbed him by both cheeks and kissed him on the forehead while he exclaimed "Mrs Dunkling!! Put me down!! Ha Ha!!"

LegallyBronde · 17/03/2018 08:57

10 hours of lessons but drove everywhere in our family car for 3 months that wasn't a motorway crashtestdummy . My FIL used to teach bus drivers so he did my lessons, he was ace.

tillytrotter1 · 17/03/2018 17:13

I had no 'proper' lessons, just went out with OH. On my test day I got some dutch courage at the pub then as we were almost late getting to the test centre I got out and he went to park the car. I couldn't find it and the examiner wasn't impressed, I then stalled it when he told me to turn through a very narrow gap and also in the middle of Skipton High Street. He was very surprised that I drove in bare feet but as I said You can't feel anything in wooden soles. Oddly enough he passed me, I think that the early stall convinced me that I would fail so I stopped worrying! 46 years on I've never had an accident so he must have made the right decision.

reetgood · 17/03/2018 17:23

I took a long time to get to test standard, probably about 50-60 hours and I took two times to pass.

Tip: the first time I failed because after I screwed up a parallel park, I first did the right thing (composed myself and said I would try again). Unfortunately I was still thrown by it, and failed to make observations. That plus a couple of minors meant I failed.

The second time, it was raining like I have rarely seen. Very heavy, little visibility. I swear it was not freaking out and talking myself through the prep before setting off that helped me to pass.

I also warned both examiners that I would talk to myself as I drove. I found a bit of narrative driving helpful. so I passed the test despite saying ‘from the right’ as I approached the roundabout! (I still sometimes say that to myself...)

Beanteam · 17/03/2018 17:27

Took DM's provisional licence by mistake.

cortex10 · 17/03/2018 17:53

Passed first time. Then went off to university and had no access to a car so never drove solo. Started first job in centre of Birmingham. The Partner asked me to travel to a client - trains were on strike. Asked me if I had a driving license. Yes I replied. No problem we'll hire you a car. So the first time I drove solo was four years after my test from the Herz office in central Birmingham to Lichfield via spaghetti junction. All was fine - luckily.

TellerTuesday4EVA · 17/03/2018 19:16

I failed twice!! First time there was a horse, I was shitting myself because I'd never had to pass one before it hadn't been covered in my lessons, I was that busy stressing about how to pass that I pulled too far out into a flow of oncoming traffic Blush

Second time it was a sheep, I shit you not, it was possessed, the bloody thing took a run at the front of the car, I swerved to avoid it & ended up in a hedge on the side of the road, the examiner said I lacked confidence to deal with the situation Blush

Passed third time with 2 minors & glad to say I've had no accidents in the 20 years since. I did move to a city though so who knows if I was back in country town complete with animals again!!

CrashTestMummy18 · 18/03/2018 11:59

It seems animals are quite a common thing to fail because of then hmmmmmm

I'm loving all these stories, thank you for sharing them with me :)

CrashTestMummy18 · 22/03/2018 19:32

Well the big day is tomorrow Confused