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Original poster

To ask what you would say to Jeremy Hunt if you were meeting him?

37 replies

Greeper · 15/03/2018 16:20

Just that. Next week, top secret visit from a top secret person to my hospital department. I am told I need to be on standby. Either it is Trump or Hunt...

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ChoccyJules · 15/03/2018 16:23

I'd ask him where my last 8 years' payrises are.

lljkk · 15/03/2018 16:24

Hunt: You want to say something specific about your working environment that should be improved, something you can evidence that it could be better.

Trump: not turning up to let him pretend you're his adoring fan would be my advice.

TheNaze73 · 15/03/2018 16:26

I’d ask Jeremy Hunt if he’d rather have a trowel for a hand or a rake for a foot?

LakieLady · 15/03/2018 16:27

How to get a quart into a pint pot. That's what he seems to think the NHS should do when it comes to hospital beds and medical need.

Someone I know speaks to him from time to time (the Hunt family are clients of the firm they work for) and they say that JH is perfectly pleasant and charming on the phone. My friend is itching to say "How dare you act all nice when you're trying to decimate the country's greatest asset", but so far has exercised restraint.

NatashaRomanov · 15/03/2018 16:27

To Hunt: Fuck off.

Trump? Turn around and ignore him. I wouldn't acknowledge him at all.

SleepingStandingUp · 15/03/2018 16:30

What exactly do you think families who aren't well off enough to go private will do when you've killed our NHS

Original poster
Greeper · 15/03/2018 16:34

No "marvellous visits" tweets yet from the Trumpster so I think it's the Hunster..apparently choccy I cant ask him why I am paid less than I was 11 years ago for the same hours and wtheavens he is up to with the Pamphlet Privatisation Plan.
I mean, what else is there to say?

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TitsalinaBumSquash · 15/03/2018 16:34

Stop denying my kid the right to breathe you uncaring, pathetic excuse for a human.

We've contacted Jeremy for support time and time again to gain access to new drugs for thousands of kids that are dying and he doesn't Ben have the decency to reply with up to date information. Angry

CurcubitaPepo · 15/03/2018 16:37

Hunt: “you’re a knob”
Trump: “you’re a bigger knob”

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/03/2018 16:39

Trust me it's not fit for print.

Huntinginthedark · 15/03/2018 16:39

Just call him cunt
Everyone else has done it!

But in all honesty I would ask a really awkward question and act like a dog with a bone to get an answer, get someone else to record it too.
You’ll end up famous!

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/03/2018 16:42

I think you've spelt your surname wrong. Shouldn't it begin with a C rather a H

ghostyslovesheets · 15/03/2018 16:42

who would win in a fight between a baboon and a badger

also how does he sleep at night

carryondoctor · 15/03/2018 16:44

What's his favourite Biscuit?

Original poster
Greeper · 15/03/2018 16:47

Flowers Tits, I am really really sorry

Reality is we are sacrificing the interests of the younger (and therefore economically active people or potentially economically active) people in our society in order to service the hotel needs of the frail elderly. Social care is overwhelmed and certainly will never meet modern society's expectations, threads are full of "it's outrageous my old dad can't get full care at home, the NHS is crap because the uncaring staff (exhausted underpaid compassion fatigued) still hanging on in there can't perform miracles and simultaneously toilet 22 older adults at once/fit me in for an urgent knee op when all the beds are full of medically safe frail people etc etc"

We are a rich country. This situation is an active choice. We have actively sanctioned the choice by our voting decisions.

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tigerrun · 15/03/2018 16:54

I’d ask him how he can sleep at night whilst the NHS crumbles on his watch and people’s lives are lost as a direct result of his ignorance & inadequacy. Plus I’d call him a cunt. I suspect nobody would allow me to get very far into that sentence though!

araiwa · 15/03/2018 16:56

Op-yes i can treat your broken nose
Hunt- what broken nose?
Op- pow!!

HobnobBob · 15/03/2018 17:00

I’d ask him to spend a week working as we do on the wards, then he might have a fucking clue.

outabout · 15/03/2018 17:02

Sorry not quite the right place for this but a thought:
You can gauge the compassion of a government by the way it allows its population to die.
Actually quite relevant to either!

SleepingStandingUp · 15/03/2018 17:03

What About Us
P!nk

We are searchlights, we can see in the dark
We are rockets, pointed up at the stars
We are billions of beautiful hearts
And you sold us down the river too far

What about us?
What about all the times you said you had the answers?
What about us?
What about all the broken happy ever afters?
What about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
What about love? What about trust?
What about us?

We are problems that want to be solved
We are children that need to be loved
We were willin', we came when you called
But, man, you fooled us, enough is enough, oh
What about us?

Sticks and stones, they may break these bones
But then I'll be ready, are you ready?
It's the start of us, waking up, come on
Are you ready? I'll be ready

I don't want control, I want to let go
Are you ready? I'll be ready
'Cause now it's time to let them know
We are ready, what about us?
What about us?

What about all the times you said you had the answers?
So what about us?
What about all the broken happy ever afters?
Oh, what about us?
What about all the plans that ended in disaster?
Oh, what about love? What about trust?
What about us?

ToffeeUp · 15/03/2018 17:03

Ask him if he still has his Dick of the Year award or follow him around with a sousaphone ala The Last Leg.

SaucyJack · 15/03/2018 17:03

I wouldn't waste my breath.

It'll be nothing he hasn't heard before and shrugged off. He simply does not care.

Graphista · 15/03/2018 17:12

I'd just call him a murderer!

People are dying because of him and his type and they don't give a flying shit!

He WANTS the nhs gone, he WANTS the poor to suffer.

FrustratedDotCom · 15/03/2018 17:18

The cunt “jokes” really aren’t funny; they simply show your lack of imagination. Hmm

MyBrilliantDisguise · 15/03/2018 17:20

Is your surname 'Hunt', FrustratedDotCom?