DM keeps telling me things about her sex life

[embazzled]

I don't know why she does it, I really don't want to know. I don't know why she thinks I want to hear things about her and my dad As soon as she starts saying something I always say "I really don't want to hear this" but she carries on anyway. She did it again today and it's really pissing me off. Is this normal? How can I get her to stop?! It makes me so uncomfortable, it's the last thing I want to hear about to be honest 🤢

You're lucky you're hearing ABOUT it. I used to be subjected to hearing it. 🤢

You realise she's making it all up. You know that in reality they only ever did it once, and you were the result!

Seriously though, that is horrible.

My mum did this, its because she finds embarrassing me and my siblings really funny. She stopped doing it to me after I started replying with 'that's lovely mum but that's a bit tame for me, the other night DH and I...' and then whatever peculiar fetish story I could make up.

Ah, here I was coming along to be all modern and worldly about evolving relationships between us and our parents - Then I read your last post.

My mum and I can talk to each other about our sex lives comfortably however if she ever came out with something like that I would run away screaming.

Nope. Just nope.

When I was a teenager and had friends visiting, my mum would insist on joining us in my bedroom and trying to fit in. It was mortifying.

She'd do the 'I'm your older sister not your mum' act. The conversation topics were horrid.

Since then it's only been when she's had too much to drink - which is still too often.

My parents are very liberal in some of their attitudes. They have a very active sex life. I slept with ear plugs for a long time. When I visit it's something I will never forget again. Tampons in ears are not as comfy.

Sorry OP but that has made me laugh.

It sounds like an old Yorkshire expression - 'There's nowt so bad as being shagged wi' a floppy cock'.

I beg pardon people of Yorkshire but there most certainly is.

And that's your mum talking about being shagged wi'a floppy cock.

I can't relate to this because my parents are both virgins but I can't imagine why she thinks this is normal. It's not that she doesn't know where to draw the line, if she's telling you in advance that she's about to tell you something you don't want to hear she's fully aware of what she's doing. She knows where the boundaries are and she's ploughing through them, knowing how you'll feel when she does it. At that stage I don't think you owe her any politeness or tact. I think next time she does it, you should probably end the conversation and leave the room. You might have to do that more than once before she gets the message.

Eww and ewwwww.

It's nice thst your parents are still together but I can't help but think that if they weren't then maybe it wouldn't be so disturbing since it wouldn't involve your Dad also.

But then I remembered my husband and his younger siblings telling me that once when their Mother was drunk she told them about the time she slept with a guy who had a big dick.

*that

My mom is the same. She thinks now just because I've had a baby and obviously had sex she can talk about her sex life.
It's a bit personal. I'd never dream of talking to anyone else about my sex life

My Dad once shouted from the kitchen to the living room where I was sat "Hey , Tom (my then boyfriend) doesn't want any of my Viagra does he?!"

You should've seen my Mums face when I told her....😧 (She could hear my screeching from the garden)

@Somerford - crying with laughter!