To ask how you kiss?

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So. Weird q! Im a 24 year old girl, reasonably attractive, have met lots of boys and had “things” but never full sex and not yet had a serious relationship... lots of nights out have ended in drunken songs however and I would consider myself a good kisser I think?! But it got me thinking - what is a good kisser? How do you actually do it?! At the risk of TMI, I normally do the alohabet thing: so when going in will use my tongue to “draw” letters on theirs - stops it being too tonguey and adds some interest. No complaints yet... please help

If you are thinking too hard then it isn't good! I remember the alphabet thing but I can't imagine anyone ever doing it.
It would be a doing a whipping about(not nice).

Seen full on double dementors locked on to each other on the street while passing, they will still there frozen in time about 5 minutes later. Eesht.

No digging for gold with the tongue, no hoovering(just breath through your nose). No tongue wars(like thumb wars).

I like a good snog.

The alphabet thing not rtft

But what is the alphabet thing?!

And how come everyone except me seems to know what it Is?!

It's in the OP bridget

It's a teenagers guide to kissing atleast it was over ten years ago, maybe they have a more wing it approach these days.

Alphabet thing 😂 wtf. I'm pretty certain OP is a 14 year old boy. Fool proof plan to find out what to do.

On a side note, I'm 29 and still call every male under the age of probably 40 a 'boy'.

alphabet thing? are the letters you are spelling out
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T by any chance?

Hate kissing? My word...i absolutely love kissing!

OP don't overthink it. Just do what feels nice. It should feel natural. Oh and if it goes'wrong' just laugh it off and try again! Same goes for sex

I tend to go for intoning ‘The Raven’ by Poe directly into his mouth in a Vincent Price-esque tone.

Alternatively, just lick him all over from chest to hairline. Pay particular attention to inside the ears.

dickiedavisthunderthighs oh thanks!

I read it as the alphabet thing draws their tongue out - as in encourages their tongue into yours. Must have been reading too fast!

So they mean literally drawing letter shapes with their tongue.

Well that's fucking ridiculous! Does anyone really do that? Other than impressionable teens?

Just lick their face like an excited puppy - that’ll work

I did the alphabet thing when I was your age OP but now I'm 43 I do the twelve times table and sometimes my shopping list too

I'm trying to imagine alphabet kissing

But Gabilan, surely a serif font would have all those sharp edges and nobody likes a sharp tongue?

If a man I kissed done the 'alphabet' on me, I would stop and piss myself laughing!!

So can't wait to show people this thread 🤣 Definitely the topic Saturday night with the ladies!

The alphabet? Wtf? < walks away crying >

Just don't do this

I have heard of the suggestion of using your tongue to draw letters of the alphabet when performing oral sex on a man. Never whilst kissing, are you sure you have not confused the two ?

sparkles looks like they are in a pie eating contest with no hands.

Sparklesocks I'm crying!!! OMG!

someone's been listening to hall+oates

Sparklesocks I'm dying watching that!!

It’s a classic

unexpected vowel movement.

Thank you so much

Doing the Alphabet Thing is all well and good until someone does an unexpected vowel movement.