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Wellthisisawkward21127 · 26/02/2018 23:07

So. Weird q! Im a 24 year old girl, reasonably attractive, have met lots of boys and had “things” but never full sex and not yet had a serious relationship... lots of nights out have ended in drunken songs however and I would consider myself a good kisser I think?! But it got me thinking - what is a good kisser? How do you actually do it?! At the risk of TMI, I normally do the alohabet thing: so when going in will use my tongue to “draw” letters on theirs - stops it being too tonguey and adds some interest. No complaints yet... please help

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DietCokeGirrrrrl · 27/02/2018 08:54

The alphabet thing sounds like it would lead to excessive tongue. Less is more on that front...

Scribblegirl · 27/02/2018 09:00

Rosamund I'm now dead tempted to go for the 'only in it for the cash' peck 😂

NutElla5x · 27/02/2018 09:02

I don't like kissing.I'd much rather just get down to the sex.

RoryAndLogan · 27/02/2018 09:03

At 24 I still called myself a girl (do still now and I'm 30) so I don't think that is particularly weird, but everything else about the post suggests a 14 year old not a 24 year old.

ClashCityRocker · 27/02/2018 09:04

That poem is marvellous.

Even the most unlikely of threads can give you a rare treat.

SparklyMagpie · 27/02/2018 09:06

"Even the most unlikely of threads can give you a rare treat."

Sorry but that made me snort a little 😂

Rosamund1 · 27/02/2018 09:07

@sinceyouask - beautiful. What’s the original language?

@citycrashrocker - I agree wholeheartedly.

Rosamund1 · 27/02/2018 09:09

I actually don’t fully get the poem but I like it.

sinceyouask · 27/02/2018 09:12

Russian, it's by Anna Akhmatova, called The Guest.

Mrsmadevans · 27/02/2018 09:13

The alphabet thing must make a lot of saliva methinks
Grin

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 27/02/2018 09:20

I did the alphabet thing when I was your age OP but now I'm 43 I do the twelve times table and sometimes my shopping list too.

bridgetbishop · 27/02/2018 09:22

AIBU to ask WTF is the alphabet thing? How come everyone else has heard of this?

Is it a yoof thing I'm too old to know about?!

faithinthesound · 27/02/2018 09:24

As often as possible, and only with other woman Wink

Well just the one these days.

faithinthesound · 27/02/2018 09:24

Other women damnit autocucumber work with me

Valentinesfart · 27/02/2018 09:26

AIBU to ask WTF is the alphabet thing? How come everyone else has heard of this?

I thought that was for oral? Seems awfully full on for kissing [confused

I also do my shopping list dickie, when I get to pombear it really knocks his socks off.

bridgetbishop · 27/02/2018 09:27

autocucumber Grin pmsl

Please tell me that wasn't deliberate?!

Valentinesfart · 27/02/2018 09:27

His torpid eyes were fixed
unblinking on my ring.

I'm not really in to rimming.

Gabilan · 27/02/2018 09:27

If you're doing the alphabet thing, it's important to spell out "I really love you". Follow this up with "please marry me".

Concentrate really, really hard on his answer.

diddl · 27/02/2018 09:28

Alphabet kissing??

Upper or lower case or a mixture?Grin

sinceyouask · 27/02/2018 09:29

Ha Valentine you could totally interpret the whole poem differently :)

Spam88 · 27/02/2018 09:31

Do you actually do the whole alphabet? Not sure I could be bothered kissing for that long.

dickiedavisthunderthighs · 27/02/2018 09:33

OP hasn't been back. Perhaps "she" is busy tongue-kissing this whole thread.

MrsPreston11 · 27/02/2018 09:34

You're putting way too much thought into this........

And someone drawing on my tongue with their tongue sounds waaaaay too much tongue! Gross.

Maybe it's just my DH and I but even sex kissing we only slip a bit of tongue so they touch for a moment. Kissing's about lips, not having both your open mouths creating a huge tongue dance cavern.....that's how I kissed at like 13.....gross.

YMMV of course...

Valentinesfart · 27/02/2018 09:34

Upper or lower case or a mixture?
Doesn't matter but always cursive.

Gabilan · 27/02/2018 09:44

If someone's using comic sans, you should dump them.

Serif typefaces are a sign of true dedication.